Best Humps Poems

Well....since you asked...
I'll tell you now, no run around,
my letter is found
right in the middle,
in fact it starts
the "middle" word,
so it's no riddle...
if you can...

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Whatever turns your crank

Whatever tickles your pickle

Whatever dunks your donut

Whatever waxes your dolphin

Whatever buffs your Buddha

Whatever pops your cork

Whatever pets your monkey

Whatever frosts your cookies

Whatever...

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One by one
          We follow each other 
Come humps and bumps in life
   ...

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To a two humped camel
She must seem really odd
For her humps are both displaced
on the front of her strange bod

They must throw her off balance
as...

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At night the city is full of bones
And they
Are very dry

Beneath the trample of urban feet
They are ground

But to live, these dry bones
Must drink words

Sad...

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I look upon a dam today
That nature didn't build
The water wasn't gentle
As the rocks will soon reveal

The danger it is producing
From rain and melted snow
Has...

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Halloween is dead without witches brew,
carefully conjured up to make the best stew.

Adding only the finest components,
making sure of its exact exponents.

No substitution is ever...

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LANGUAGE of WATER: STREAMS

Rills
murmur
chronicles
despite humps, breaks.
It bears tales: breathing new life to landscapes.
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~LANGUAGE OF WATER - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Nette Onclaud~

__Olive Eloisa Guillermo__
4:23 pm, December...

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When we think of traveling we most often think of going from one location to another. That’s good but I sometimes like to return in...

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The camels' backs have broken,
All across the thirsty lands;
And their drivers rail, then bribe, then plead
With the beasts of burden 
Too long taken for granted,
But...

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The camel has become angered
As he humps to the watering hole
Looking for blood, where only water flows
So he lashed out like a Lucifer

The devils crown
Is...

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 HOME. By Ted Bundy

There is a place not far from here where purple maggots are the size of deer, pink frogs are there wearing...

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Explore each ease
See sweet soul seize
Pleasure prunes please


Kindle kind keep
Store supple sleep
Dance dreamy deep


Hold healing hope
Sculpt simple scope
Choice crafts calm cope


Preach poignant poise
Verse vibrant voice
Cheer...

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It was almost like a summer ritual
To prance along the brightened shores  of grain,
When balmy trees wafted as usual
Aunt Em’s hut glazed nearby lakeside's...

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When I think about you
My heart pumps
And tremble trough 
The deepest humps

When I see your face
My heart brightens
And my face lightens

When I close my eyes
All...

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A belt of blue cheese at the feet
Makes the mountain beyond Bachuma gate
Glow in that mysterious hues that all distant 
Mountains carry upon their...

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Thirsty as I was, but found vast land of sand with little or no
Foliage; with intense sun making it hot, dry and coarse;
“Oh, there comes...

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Me and the camel decided to see who had the greatest amount of humps . . . 
The camel jumped up crazed in the pub...

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I dated a girl, Miss Capes
She had a body like a bunch of grapes
With lumps and bumps
Her back had three humps
And a face as beautiful...

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You raise me up above the mountains
You bring me below the vibrant valleys
You allow me to weep happy fountains 
When I walk in your bright...

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A camel in a wildlife park
Went on a wild attack;
He kicked and bit his owner
Then he sat down on his back.

I read this in The...

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Listen
To the fools. Wisdom escapes from their mouths
Embroidered with the spiritual puke vodka endows.
Through the dead floorboards beneath me
I listen
To the parties rife with dubstep...

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III

Kept out
   kept out he was: muzzled and shut out
from mothering social approval
    and the usual conning courtesies

Kept shut
 ...

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The Valley and Hunters
It was by chance I stumbled into this valley protected as it was
by thorny bushes poisonous snakes and scorpions  a sting...

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A special rhythm rings in the season what's called spring,
It's like a gem in four seasons moulded ring,
It's the gate of summer,
It's the tail end...

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