Best Humps Poems

Whatever turns your crank

Whatever tickles your pickle

Whatever dunks your donut

Whatever waxes your dolphin

Whatever buffs your Buddha

Whatever pops your cork

Whatever pets your monkey

Whatever frosts your cookies

Whatever...

Read more of this work...

Well....since you asked...
I'll tell you now, no run around,
my letter is found
right in the middle,
in fact it starts
the "middle" word,
so it's no riddle...
if you can...

Read more of this work...

To a two humped camel
She must seem really odd
For her humps are both displaced
on the front of her strange bod

They must throw her off balance
as...

Read more of this work...

One by one
          We follow each other 
Come humps and bumps in life
   ...

Read more of this work...

At night the city is full of bones
And they
Are very dry

Beneath the trample of urban feet
They are ground

But to live, these dry bones
Must drink words

Sad...

Read more of this work...

She looked at him concerned
"Oh my God, we forgot the buns!"
A barbeque happening
Guests arriving
Coals flaming
Food prepared
But nothing to put burgers on
For their housewarming

Hasty instructions and...

Read more of this work...

Halloween is dead without witches brew,
carefully conjured up to make the best stew.

Adding only the finest components,
making sure of its exact exponents.

No substitution is ever...

Read more of this work...

I look upon a dam today
That nature didn't build
The water wasn't gentle
As the rocks will soon reveal

The danger it is producing
From rain and melted snow
Has...

Read more of this work...

LANGUAGE of WATER: STREAMS

Rills
murmur
chronicles
despite humps, breaks.
It bears tales: breathing new life to landscapes.
___________________________________________________________
~LANGUAGE OF WATER - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Nette Onclaud~

__Olive Eloisa Guillermo__
4:23 pm, December...

Read more of this work...

When we think of traveling we most often think of going from one location to another. That’s good but I sometimes like to return in...

Read more of this work...

The camels' backs have broken,
All across the thirsty lands;
And their drivers rail, then bribe, then plead
With the beasts of burden 
Too long taken for granted,
But...

Read more of this work...

HOME. By Ted Bundy

There is a place not far from here where purple maggots are the size of deer, pink frogs are there wearing bowties...

Read more of this work...

The camel has become angered
As he humps to the watering hole
Looking for blood, where only water flows
So he lashed out like a Lucifer

The devils crown
Is...

Read more of this work...

Explore each ease
See sweet soul seize
Pleasure prunes please


Kindle kind keep
Store supple sleep
Dance dreamy deep


Hold healing hope
Sculpt simple scope
Choice crafts calm cope


Preach poignant poise
Verse vibrant voice
Cheer...

Read more of this work...

Bridges connecting lines and dots on roads where people pass
Edges and rims dissecting flaps and humps, cones and tones that rap
Clamps and bolts, braces and...

Read more of this work...