Best Hugh Poems

How do you do...? I am called a Kangaroo
I live at the zoo; my name is Hip Hop Hugh
I’m sad, nothing to chew, I’d like some bamboo
I like playing my kazoo... how about you?

I can play music all day...hippity hop hurray!
I’ll stop for a flower...

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If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue . 

Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !

He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee ,

Or show . And if Tim minear would direct it , lots of unemployed actors...

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An unfortunate fellow Hugh Jarse

He found life an incredible farce,

The name that he bore

Caused such loud guffaws,

You could probably hear them on Mars....

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Farewell to that playboy named Hugh,
Whose magazine enterprise grew—
He published gloss shots
Of naked sexpots,
Though men read the articles through....

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Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck

Ruled his hare'm 
nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck,
(loud enough to arouse Daisy),
the former cartoon character,
a pensive searing black kind Roebuck
heir to a fortune hauling trash and rubbish,

whereby dust bunnies repurposed 
into environmentally friendly 
electric kool aid acid tested batteries...

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Your friends tell you, you can do better
They tell you about who I was and not who I am today
I've grown up and moved past my playing ways
I'm no longer the new Hugh Hefner

When I was younger I had numerous girlfriends at the same time
Bed...

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Hugh
A gentle soul, a humble son, shed softly in the garden
Seduced by man, led to betray, a life to pray for pardon. 
Tones which spoke, with perfect tune, would pierce his tender marrow
To release joy, or conjure pain, and make his being narrow.
He’d disperse fear...

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Not every hugh is huge

Five special minutes with Horace Hugh
And what I picked from the short stay huge:
Not all the blokes who bear Hugh are huge,
Sometimes the name like a subterfuge.

Under Hugh the little takes refuge
And neatly starts to act like a stooge:
Political rivals link...

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in 2040 in a small town in
near Seattle. 
 A Group of college students
on a class assignment found
a briefcase with the words
"GODSENT" on the front.
they pried open the case and found
documents addressed to " Fittall Morris"
from the governments of Mongolia and Cuba.
The documents illustrated how...

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It starts with a laugh once you see me
Faster than the speed of light you catapult into my arms-
And I usually fall when I catch you-
But it doesn’t hurt because you make me happy

And the stolen stardust that was sprinkled into your eyes lights up
It...

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Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...

spry buck analogous to energizing bunny 
jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus.

Home on the range 
cacophony quite absurd
PlayBoy Bunny herd
and felt ingratiatingly inured,
nevertheless colony or nest 
of doe eyed demoiselles 
stewed over their 
kit and caboodle being cannibalized
gourmet chef “coney” or “lapin”...

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I've fallen in love with Hugh Grant
So many times now that I can't
Recall why or when
I went off him, and then
Got back on him. I could but I shan't

© Gail Foster 30th December 2023...

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When Hugh and Ron got drunk together
and pissed a lake of mighty size,
their eery neighbor also spilled it
and let his eery waters rise.
By far superior was another
with depths of thirteen hundred feet.
His superiority was awesome
which Hugh, Ron, Eery couldn’t beat.
Below them lay Ontario Lago,
a bloke...

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11/7/2017
I have a little brother, my parents named him Hugh.
It’s my parent’s favorite name, because it’s my name too.
I have a sister, Hugh, our cat, and our dog too,
Share the same name with each other, just to name a few
We might be the oddest gang...

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I do not like peanut butter, potatoes, cheese or chocolate said Hugh
To other foods I suggested, he rapidly replied “ooooh”.
I could tell by face, they were not a favorite in any way.
This was an eye-opener for me, his grandma, this day.

He was supposed to stay...

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