Best Hubbard Poems
The Hubbard Was BareOld mother Hubbard got locked in her cupboard
But not just the cupboard was bare
She let out a yelp but nobody could help
Because there was nobody there
She’d make this assertion, there was no perversion
She never considered it rude
She just liked to feel the cool air...
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Categories:
hubbard, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Old Mother HubbardOld Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard and found it bare!
She laughed and said, "Fiddle-dee-dee! What do I care!
I'll jes git some of them food stamps from old Uncle Sam,
And me and my dog will have us a heap of taters and ham!"
Robert L. Hinshaw,...
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Categories:
hubbard, humorous, me,
Form:
Light Verse
Grandfather HubbardGrandfather Hubbard
look through his cupboard
and yelled: Where is my army platoon!
And poor grandson Johnny
so young and so scrawny
said: there isn't a war coming soon?
John's Father Riley, could not take this smiling
"Grandpa Hubbard, your such an old loon!"
You get up in the morning
and take off your...
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Categories:
hubbard, family, children, funnyfather, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Catherine V Hubbard** This poem is in memory of Catherine V. Hubbard, one of the children who died in the Sandy Hook Shooting. Catherine was a beautiful girl with red hair, who had a passion for animals and loved to smile.
Catherine enters Heaven with God and...
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Categories:
hubbard, life, love, red,
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Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Old Mother Hubbard, a Cautionary TaleWhen Old Mother Hubbard
Examined her cupboard
And found not a scrap there to munch on,
Not one morsel that clung
To an ort or a crumb,
She felt foolish and dumb
And stood sucking her thumb
While her dog, Butch, got nothing for luncheon.
"She forgot to go shopping again," grumbled he.
She...
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Categories:
hubbard, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Husband and Hubbardl ron hubbard, aimed amiss at Coronado islands.soon captain no longer, relieved of command' Also Husband E Kimmel
For Pearl. Had to carry the can! From fiasco to disaster.'
Either didn't really plan' one trained 'guns willy nilly'
The other got caught' with terrible life tolls'...
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Categories:
hubbard, education, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
Dog Days of SummerAlice Hubbard's home was not ever cluttered, like azure roses, in rows.
Full of sun, the panes were never shuttered, typical where love grows.
Alice was fondly called, 'Old Mother Hubbard,' by people of the town;
And her dog, Bandit, was often spoilt, like diamonds, in night's crown.
Alice...
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Categories:
hubbard, color, dog, fantasy, food,
Form:
Couplet