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Housebroken
They say I'm quite the expert
The best they've ever seen yet
So I'll tell you all my secrets
On the art of housebreaking pets

You'll need a lot...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: housebreaking, funny
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Puppies
Puppies nearly always 
pee on the plush carpet 
prior to housebreaking 
positively normal; 
perfectly natural. 
Poor little fellows can't 
persist in this practice! 

FOURTH PLACE...

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Categories: housebreaking, care, dog,
Form: Verse
Prayer: Power Or Placebo-- Part Iii
So what is prayer? I have prayed for health, safety, even death for those terminally ill to spare them suffering. Am I selfish in this?...

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Categories: housebreaking, appreciation, death, god, history,
Form: Prose

Book: Reflection on the Important Things