Best Housebreaking Poems

They say I'm quite the expert
The best they've ever seen yet
So I'll tell you all my secrets
On the art of housebreaking pets

You'll need a lot of newspapers
To smack them on their noses
You can always tell when they have to pee
Cause they strike those familiar poses

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Puppies nearly always 
pee on the plush carpet 
prior to housebreaking 
positively normal; 
perfectly natural. 
Poor little fellows can't 
persist in this practice! 

FOURTH PLACE WINNER
Written April 7, 2021
for "Pleiades Poetry Contest - P"
sponsored by Kim Merryman...

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So what is prayer? I have prayed for health, safety, even death for those terminally ill to spare them suffering. Am I selfish in this? I suppose, but life itself is selfish: life wants always to live, propagate itself, have more and more life. A...

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