Best Hot Under The Collar Poems

I'm lost inside your world...
       Hang on every word...
       A love I can't...

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I am going to write a funny poem
Why does life have tomorrow?
Because if it doesn't 
Wouldn't you have it today?
Far near
How far is far
And how...

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Here are some fun things that happened
On that classic Candid Camera show
A man walked backwards on a sidewalk
People copied him, wouldn't you know?

A man wearing...

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A metaphorical allegory
Real life-or a war story
The first one was to end them all
So they called it great
The next saw evil rise and fall 
One's...

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Count your blessings you're still here it's2018 another wondrous year. 2017 has passed us by ain't it truly funny how time can really fly.

Was 2017...

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A metaphorical allegory
A real life war story
The first one was to end them all
So they called it great
The next saw evil rise and fall 
One's...

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We’re writing hieroglyphics for the next civilization to decipher
Armageddon is brewed in the lab for children like us born in petri-dishes
Raised like crops plugged amid...

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Intoxicated by the vast open sea
Her music and fragrance
Let me entice you with my words sticky
Don’t get hot under the collar
For it is nothing but...

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Wearing your ego in that ride as you go
A new fragrance to hide an old flaw 
A cool flow that’s hot under the collar
In that...

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I didn’t tell them, it had started as a joke
When I caught two more that’s when they started to croak
They checked my rig to make...

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Don't tell me to wear a mask, it's so frightful.
I find God's fresh air more than delightful!

So be on your way, and happy vaccine day!
Natural living,...

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Artificial Intelligence
By: Tom 
2/14/2021

Things are created each day
that will be man’s downfall.
example:
A.I. has given me a robotic dog,
he isn’t bothered by cold,
has no problems with...

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I could kill you right now
but what would that fix
any way I'm too tiered 
to hand out some 'licks'
Test me again
on some other occasion
and I'll...

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Ronnie was born on October the thirteen.
Ozzfest was here on his first birthday.
Next year he will be twelve years old.
Nearly a teenager he will be.
Inch...

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She's thwarted his advances for bluer skies 

cat chasing her tail
to poking at nothing there
why is this such a fail
retrieving her blank stare

he tries again,...

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