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I am going to write a funny poem Why does life have tomorrow? Because if it doesn't Wouldn't you have it today? Far near How far is far And how near is near? Close enough to me You are too close What do you take one by? By the hand? I am nothing to you By the arm? Are you going to arrest me? By the fingers? What do you try to slip by me? By whatever See who is going to sit next to ya Jumping to the curve It depends where you are jumping If you talk about my curve There'll be a problem Solutions, solutions Who is talking about questions? Why there is Mars? And why there is Venus? Doesn't Mars supersede Venus? Doesn't Venus exceed Mars? Who knows and who cares? Doesn't one know anything? Back to the solution manual Does anyone look at that thing? Almost everyone right? Then why don't they have solution manual for everything? It's going to be dry tomorrow Where? Everywhere Temperatures are so lop-sided I think there are more highs than lows Does that mean I am lopsided? And you too? Me not you Maybe you not me Maybe all of us Maybe none of us Maybe whatever Okay Tomorrow is another day Unless you are expecting something Are you expecting anything? Am I expecting anything? No? Then tomorrow is another day Not You want the same day? No I want a special day Yeah tomorrow is a special day Unless it comes today Then it's not special 'Cause I want it now Okay you can have today as a special day If you know that today is today Huh? When did you become a counselor? Hot to the heel Hot to the collar Are you hot? I am burning hot I am hot over heel And I am hot under the collar I am hot everywhere Can't stand it Gonna jump in the pool Think I am going to be hot there too Hehe Do you think you have what it takes? I know I have what it takes It takes me and it takes you And it takes all of us What is it anyway? Bull s Yeah again Until I can find a bulldog Which I am not going to get Because I already have a B.S. Ha that doesn't count Tell it to my bank account That's where all my money goes To my student loans That is the biggest debt of anyone - who has brain - or not Life time contributor When am I one? I am everyone I am everywhere I am every voice I am every noise If I stand up and be counted I would fill up this life-sized stadium Then when I not be counted? Like never Who is counting? Okay you have enough jokes for the day I am hooking you up I am going to play Ciao