Best Hodge Poems

A trickey question came up,
while some friends had a talk.
If a "fly" had no wings,
would you call him a "walk"?

Another thing that puzzled their minds!
If a turtle doesn't have a shell,
is he's considered "naked" or "homeless",
it would be real hard to tell?

The next problem, they...

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Over the pine trees the ball I threw
Neighbor’s bay window the ball went through

My neighbor asked me if I would?                         ...

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My Gramar is so pour, I bearly past the class
Words I did not no, because Imma nass
Sometimes late at knight, with a candle burning brite
A book report is dew,assignment : right about ewe
This I can not due, though I try with all my mite
 
Author's...

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Sadly I heard my mother Groan
                                       Look...

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Off the rocky Mountain cliff , I Dove
I’m flying  toward the lake like a Dove

Underwater I saw the largemouth  Bass 
Singing in soprano, alto, tenor, and Bass

To Maid Marion Queen of Sherwood , I Bow
I will bring home dinner, with my arrows and...

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The early morning sunshine peeks
                                        Over...

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Gum trees line the road
To long outback red paddock
To my father's house

Olive green Gum leaves
On wind-swept red-sandstone hills
Flick like Brumby tails

Eucalypt tree leaves 
Are food for our koala's
Round our Billabong





© Brenda V Northeast 23/Jan,/2012    for Linda- Marie’s haiku contest...

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How does a well dressed man differ from a dog?
It will come to you, if you give it a chance!
Time's up -  A well dressed man wears a suit,
a dog - just "pants"!

If there's a cow, that gives no milk,
which would really be unique!
Would...

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There's a real old famous saying,
which has me wondering, just a bit!
"If all the world's a stage",
where does the audience sit?

One thing to me's a misnomer,
and I ain't fooling round!
Swimming, ain't no sport, my friend,
it's what you do, so you don't drown!

Somethings been confusing me!
It's...

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(More Pun-ishment)

The difference between a Fine and a Tax
is really easy to tell!
A Fine is a tax, for doing wrong!
A Tax is a fine, for doing well!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade,
I once heard someone say.
Find someone whose life gave them, Vodka'
then you two...

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YouTube and Chis Hodge 

It came as a surprise to me that Chris Hodge 
has been banned on YouTube, a man of knowledge 
worth listening to
He is an honest intellectual; as such, it is hard
not to be critical of the Jewish negative influence 
in the...

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