Best Heineken Poems

The smell of Heineken is in the air
where is it at... tell me where!
I love the taste for some reason
I love the way it goes...

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Sand in sheets
scuffing skin and reminding 
last nights attire reaks like bonfire
 a hundred days like this 
   a sea of endless laughs...

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NEWS Item AP: TOGO
LOME – In an effort to topple a government set up to end a 24 year dictatorship rebellious army troops seized the...

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Well, it all started when
Jim Beam bet Jack Daniels
that Captain Morgan
couldn't go out
and get himself
some Wild Turkey.
Old Fashioned, like Old Granddad,
Captain Morgan like some of...

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It crept upon me,
From the age of eight,
Who knew the depths of hell,
That that first taste would lead?
The singing and jokes,
The dancing and shouts,
It all...

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Children exceed the doves that we were given.
They are graces sent forth from God in heaven.

Despite one's capacity to innovate and teach,
Dawn facts to tutor,...

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I know of a man
The finest man from the Southern land
That man is my dad
He is just a small town Southern man

As strong as a...

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St. Patty’s Day



This past St. Patty’s Day where I work
Everyone took part in drinking some green Irish Cheer
What we had was some green Heineken Beer
As...

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In my house
intoxicating liquid
lies unlocked
in a closet.

Subject to the anti-drug
campaign since birth,
I never thought 
to try it.

Why? Fear 
of addiction,
or of drunkenness?

Both are reversible,
and I...

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One night as we pulled into the complex
Over the bumpy Colonial Arms exit,
Taj was sitting out on the brick stoop
With a single light blinking over...

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My heart is telling me, go, go, go

Mind is saying no, no, no…


You don’t know if she loves him

How she feels when she’s with him

Would...

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Heineken
crystal head vodka 
MD 20/20 
im pretty tipsy 
I'm pretty drunk
I'm happy 
I'm sad
I'm happy 
Watchin Xmas movies.
This is the worst poem ever. 
but then...

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5:30 AM on a Monday 
It doesn’t get much worse than this
Up all night partying for what I don’t know
Everyone is gone now I am...

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You blaze so brightly, I’m afraid
It’s been dark here for so long
If I stray too far I’ll lose the light
If I stand too close I’ll...

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A shot of jack would do me just fine,
with an ice cold Heineken, sublime
and for all of my little senoritas,
an endless fountain of margaritas.
It's gonna...

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