Best Hard Lesson Poems

I once had a friend, Elmer Fudder

Who had an obsession with butter

Could not tell bull from cow

But he soon found out how

Milking what he thought ... was an udder!







(Syllables = 9, 9, 6, 6, 9, counted at HowManySyllables.com)...

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The
problem
with trouble 
is it starts 
out as 
fun...

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2015.03.09@13:13:13
As the V-Line Coach approached the Apollo Bay,
Along the sand line, what did I find?
The splashing waves rushed in to reach the beach.
The scent of the trees and plants,  
Triggered some ideas in my brain.
I planned to throw your book into the sea,
Let the...

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I can’t go where you go,
cause you’re so damn nouveau,
you keep looking for the next wave
while I stand on the shore and watch ‘em break.

You won’t hear what I say,
think I’m so damned passé,
keep believing your cutting edge
cause every day you wake up in a...

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