Best Hamper Poems

The hamper of my youth was built
Into the bathroom wall.
You got undressed and tossed your clothes
Next to the shower stall.

When I left home, a laundry bag
Held items for the wash,
As much as in a canvas sack
Your arms could cram or squash.

Today a wicker basket
Is where...

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Let's SEE What's in the laundry hamper?

" One a soiled cloth diapers
a fierce icky stinkysocks
some noxious obnoxious unclean towels
horrid stinking under-shorts
unappetizing horrible awful grubby baby bibs 
Oh, my some mephitic nauseating obscene panties.
Musty nauseating odious under shirts
soiled squalid uncleanly pants and jeans
awful dirty filthy blouses...

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V-ile weather won't hamper, 
I-t will fade into gray; 
L-et the burning beacon
M-ake the storm go
A-way.

P-ouring rain from the sky
E-vades the impending victory; 
R-ugged wind will weaken, 
D-ark clouds will surely flee.
I-n spite of the typhoon, 
G-od will always care; 
O-n the fourteenth of May,...

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Many mountains, seas, women, and dollars made
But for you only was each moment played
An aged wine flask, your decrepit skin cracks
As flaccid muscles bend your creaking back
Hard hammer toes hamper your stiff walking style
Toilet king, bilious bombard of bile
Fog obscures your mind, only to rise...

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