Best Hamper Poems

The hamper of my youth was built
Into the bathroom wall.
You got undressed and tossed your clothes
Next to the shower stall.

When I left home, a laundry bag
Held items for the wash,
As much as in a canvas sack
Your arms could cram or squash.

Today a wicker basket
Is where...

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Let's SEE What's in the laundry hamper?

" One a soiled cloth diapers
a fierce icky stinkysocks
some noxious obnoxious unclean towels
horrid stinking under-shorts
unappetizing horrible awful grubby baby bibs 
Oh, my some mephitic nauseating obscene panties.
Musty nauseating odious under shirts
soiled squalid uncleanly pants and jeans
awful dirty filthy blouses...

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V-ile weather won't hamper, 
I-t will fade into gray; 
L-et the burning beacon
M-ake the storm go
A-way.

P-ouring rain from the sky
E-vades the impending victory; 
R-ugged wind will weaken, 
D-ark clouds will surely flee.
I-n spite of the typhoon, 
G-od will always care; 
O-n the fourteenth of May,...

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