Best Gumshoe Poems
GumshoeThe client was desperate.
The coppers gave up on the chase.
They might have caught him, but,
The killer didn’t leave a trace.
Flipping coins in the shadows.
Slouch hat, overcoat and a gun.
Photographing through windows
Some clown’s extra-marital fun.
Who...
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Categories:
gumshoe, parody, rap, song,
Form:
Lyric
Gumshoe Is GluedThis poem will make the most sense if
you’ve watched the old time television series
“Get Smart.”
GUMSHOE IS GLUED
Silence -
timeless...
The cone
is prone
to make
mistakes.
Boss shares.
Max stares.
“Eh? What?”
“What? What?”
Chief groans.
Lifts cone.
Chaos -
cash loss.
Its cure -
murder.
Control -
its mole.
Oaf spy.
Boob tries.
His shoe
is glued.
Can’t call
in brawl.
His wife
saves life.
Nine-nine
is fine.
They win
Have twins.
Chaos
is boss.
5/7/2021...
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Categories:
gumshoe, conflict, silence,
Form:
Footle