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Best Grumps Poems

Below are the all-time best Grumps poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of grumps poems written by PoetrySoup members


The View You Choose 2 Point 0
Somedays I feel like I'm surrounded by bars and bricks
encaged on a stage in tar that sticks.
There's an agonisingly unfamiliar reflection in the mirror,
as my...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grumps, dark, depression, hip hop,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Sensitivity
I've been told I'm much too sensitive 
                 ...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grumps, feelings,
Form: Couplet
He Was Our Grumpy Old Man
He was a grumpy old man
And there was no one at the funeral to deny it.
Even he didn't pretend to be otherwise.
Yet the whole town...

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Categories: grumps, age, appreciation, blessing, celebration,
Form: Free verse
Smile Some
Turn the corners around your lips
reverse your wrinkled brow 
amuse your sullen disposition 
and disapproving frown

Etch the lines that touch your eyes
the map which tell...

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Categories: grumps, simile,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Old Dogs and Children
Old Dogs and Children**

Woke up
always a plus.
Took care of business.
Found my teeth -
a must.
Brushed them…..off.
Made coffee
meditated on its scent
and promise.
Met the dog at the door
(no...

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Categories: grumps, children, dog, granddaughter, grandfather,
Form: List



Premium Member Hearing the Words
Although my voice rose in volume
his ears rejected the sounds,
unable to distinguish the words.

Speaking to his back,
I felt like a mime without a mirror.
My heart...

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© Cona Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grumps, health, loss, sound,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Megan's Quest Part 1of7
Moon sprites dotted the sky like lilies at dawn
    in a ballet meant to cause nocturnal delight.
While Fairies and Pixie Dust covered...

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Categories: grumps, adventure, courage, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Called Me a Player So I Played Ya
Just now I took a minute to myself
reflecting it's going well
re-step well if I'm a belt
I'm holding up but my former self
in stealth hiding in...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grumps, conflict, corruption, crazy, smart,
Form: Free verse
Aftermath
1.
 
Murders in congress
grimly ponder on parapet walls
on the grim reality of lost homes
and loved ones yet unborn - 
their casual caws more muted
than the...

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Categories: grumps, bird, environment, natural disasters,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Cordial Mister Dumpster
Douglas Dempster the Dumpster King
Hates to be called Doug Dumpster
But he's to blame if that's his name
Denying it is a real stumper.

Mashes the trash, burns...

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Categories: grumps, environment, funny, humor, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rainy Days
Some folks complain that rainy days get them down in the dumps,
Causin' depression and a dreadful case of the grumps!
But I relish rainy days, cozily...

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Categories: grumps, funnyrain, sound, june, rain,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Political Science
Politics are the province of people in power,
Who eschew with all their might,
Our money and fear in which we cower,
Under their militant and watchful sight.

See...

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Categories: grumps, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Santa's Beefs
Bah! Humbug! 'Tis again that time of the year,
When I must go hither and yon spreading good cheer.
Ho, ho, hoing as wriggling brats sit upon...

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Categories: grumps, funny, holidayme,
Form: Rhyme
Heavenly Laurie
Eternally Lovely now,
The Bride of my Dream of Gold.
And rolling down grassy slopes,
Whose smiling heart ne’er grew old.

Eternally Helpful, too
The Braid in my burgeoned beard
That...

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Categories: grumps, angel, blessing, funny, happy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Rainbow Lorikeet
The bully of the parrot world, the Rainbow Lorikeet
To find one that was friendly, would be quite a feat
They will fight all other parrots, those...

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Categories: grumps, bird,
Form: Rhyme

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