Best Groused Poems
Lifeless Eyes of Ted Bundy
...Lifeless were the eyes of infamous Ted Bundy
No remorse, all emotion had been doused
His gaze pierced my soul as I gave testimony
He maintained there’d been too much publicity
Four coeds attac......
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Categories:
groused, people
Form:
Villanelle
Overheard On Mt Rushmore
...Picture this: Mt. Rushmore
With its most imposing heads
Discussing certain rumors
Which the White House likely spreads.
“He can’t be really serious!”
Groused Teddy, steaming mad.
“I think he ......
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Categories:
groused, america,
Form:
Rhyme
'twas the Day After Christmas
...'Twas the day after Christmas and all was not well.
Even the resident mouse dare not stray far from its cell!
The family was snowbound due gale winds and snows.
Each tread lightly to avoid steppin......
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Categories:
groused, christmas, day, family, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Groused
...If you decide to
dig up your lush green grass to
Plant on my side, you~
Are more than welcome;
......
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Categories:
groused, introspection, life, nature,
Form:
Free verse
She Was a Blessing That Came Into My Life For Exactly Five Days
...She capture my attention from far post.
I went and approached her, for I loved her so much,
at that moment I was shivering.
with her angelic voice she engaged in my topic and we had a conversation......
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Categories:
groused, absence, betrayal, blessing,
Form:
Blank verse
le livre bleu
...
“le livre bleu”
Terabytes.
lonely poets, writers,
musicians and artists play here,
they wear masks that cover
vermillion dripping smiles
over sharp little wolverine te......
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Categories:
groused, muse,
Form:
Free verse
Rehashing History: Squanto and the Pilgrims, the First Thanksgiving
...The winter of 1621 in Plymouth was harsh as could be,
The Pilgrims were sick and sorry they'd come,
They missed their warm English beds and their tea.
The still ambulatory shivered and shuffled ab......
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Categories:
groused, history, humor, thanksgiving,
Form:
Light Verse
Snail Overseer Is Sluggish Today
...The snail overseer is sluggish today said the ant.
Mouse and rabbit laughed at the worker’s rant.
He’s the first person you’ve complained about today.
Three unhappy snails ran the other way.
Se......
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Categories:
groused, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Slender a Svelte Sexy Sassy Cow
...Slender was a svelte sexy, sensuous, sassy, scintillating cow.
Two bulls living in her new pasture both yelled out “Wow!”
She did not give them the time of day, she had a royalty air.
She only ate......
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Categories:
groused, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Rented Rooms
...The house is boiled cabbage
goose fat, gizzard stew, and beets.
Windows steam and simmer,
you can write your name on the glass
winter or summer.
If you can live among rutabaga
or borscht; if ......
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Categories:
groused, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Courtesy Viz Gnatty Thrip Pest
...Courtesy viz (g)natty Thrip Pest...
This client (Matthew Scott)
availed himself at behest
of following counselor
who bares his chest
to Stephanie Dodds
(maid 'n USA name)
taught technique ......
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Categories:
groused, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Discussing the Zebra Twins
...Those zebra twins have more energy than a barrel full of hungry lions.
I try to picture this but can’t, as I have never seen a barrel that size.
They prance around in my yard and eat my petunias, t......
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Categories:
groused, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Meanest Missouri Drought Ever
...The meanest Missouri drought ever made us all pretty mad.
No one was happy, everyone gloomy and sad.
Mother Nature was holding us hostage, completely unfair.
There was misery, and dry mouth and me......
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Categories:
groused, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Local Curmudgeon
...A surly old codger in Panama City
Said of the annual tourists "What a pity!"
Groused at the snow birds
With crudest curse words
While chanting a mariner's naughty sea ditty.
......
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Categories:
groused, age, beach,
Form:
Limerick
The Fifties
...With nostalgia Mom looks back to the year
A little girl walking to Riverside Park, without fear
Except for the bowery, no homeless on the street
Kids played outside, lots of friends to meet.
A ......
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Categories:
groused, america, community, freedom, history,
Form:
Lyric