Slender a Svelte Sexy Sassy Cow
Slender was a svelte sexy, sensuous, sassy, scintillating cow.
Two bulls living in her new pasture both yelled out “Wow!”
She did not give them the time of day, she had a royalty air.
She only ate people food and sat on a favorite plush chair.
Who does she think she is? The other cows groused in a line.
Maybe Queen of the Pastureland said the prissy pig, Clementine.
They whispered about her persnickety ways, making fun of her so.
She did not care at all. Pleasing others was never her goal.
The two bulls got close to the windows to get a glimpse of this cow.
She was not excited about either, called them both a bow-wow.
The dog was insulted, and the cat was angry as she had ever been.
For Slender’s uppity ways and superior attitude never did end.
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