Best Grossness Poems

I AM as I AM, free & formless in a domain timeless
In, as & one with & within the sea of Oneness
Dissolved and yet in as ordained, distinct 
Pure love awareness in a boundaryless precinct

In, within and in yet as by Oneness ordained 
The beingness...

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On Wells Street in Chicago, is a sweet comedic treat.
Second City Theater for laughs and where many found their beginnings on plain stage, their life's heartbeat.

No "Phantom of the Opera" no lines, no costumes, no staging.
All actors had to do was improvise.No heavy make-up, yet...

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Look at the floor of heaven 
Laid with patterns of bright gold
For us, they are but little orbs 
But in his motion
Like angels, they sing
So many songs of harmony
To the souls of immortals 
And while this muddy vesture of decay
Does gross in them
We mortals cannot...

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Written Nov. 10, 2012

Gail’s Note:  Not for the Faint of Heart
                      Rated PG-13 (Poetic Grossness – 13 out of 20)
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You walk outside and are struck
by the velvety blackness
you recall with bitterness
the night bringing that black buck

Yes he wooed her away
carried her off in darkness
no stars just a pitch blackness
in his bower with her lay

It was full darkness, no stars
my heart filled with bleakness
body shaking...

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Your life is a sandwich with many layers
Your knife slaughtered me as you bewitch my mind with thought-slayers
Coming undone by this bleeding hate-love relationship 
You tease me with insults that make me wanna cry, but I'll get a man's toughest grip 
I'm a Titanium ship...

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Marked for beauty or for grossness
Central chest area, just like my ancestors
Which ones I won't confess, yet...
I debate each year-- remove the beast?

Or let the beauty live as a heritage of my family
So there it resides evident centrally
A pebble in the road, that leads through...

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The Fourth’s the day for fireworks
And barbecues and beer,
But there’s another custom
That takes place but once a year:

The hot dog eating contest!
And the champs are all prepared,
While only those insane enough
To challenge will have dared.

The five-time winner, Joey Chestnut,
Weighing just 210,
Devoured sixty-eight last year
And wants...

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How obnoxious is Meghan Markle?
The one who married Royalty, with a
ring that makes a whole room sparkle?

Turns down flowers from her Caucasian
father? 
Then makes a video insulting her mother-in-
law, Elizabeth, the Queen, why bother?

Melissa McCarthy, playing the Queen?
She should only have such class.
A foul-mouth, tawdry...

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MEN WITHOUT MERIT

smallminded lopsided 
these are the
men I mind

jealous of anything outside
their re-invented Utopia
like jealous little gods that
would have the whole world
bow to their insidious 
arrogance wanting the
world flat because they
are faking a fauxflat 
perception to launder
the grossness of all
other souls

they paint secrets in Arabic
which...

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Wanted sleep – “death will guarantee it, one un-promised morrow”
Hunger panged – “a meal or two skipped, will not ruin your health”
Icky grossness – “psyche your gut strong and start gutting the Ahi”
No appetite – “waste not, and think of all those dying of starvation”
Elevated...

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Press your thoughts to your mind’s eye.
Peer out through the blackness and grossness
Stuck to your skin like hot black tar
Burning your very being and leaving
It’s deep scars.

Your thoughts have betrayed you.
Focus hard now, for it’s time to think.
Veer back in painful realization and slam
The door...

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An always journey, I leave self behind
to seek thy space, as if not comprehend
and all the more I see - the more is then
thy face, thy face, an always, always friend.

Oh, that the earth could turn to bring thee then
as close as its become, to...

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Moment to moment, the moments entwined
Vaporised presence, one with that oneness
Flowing gently in the current divine
Draws joyous vibrations by resonance

There then thus being no identity
With lower mind thought instrument rested
Bliss throb renews in continuity 
No anchor within for grossness twisted

Hollowed out mind body is magnetised...

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Inevitable that our past
Indulgence in many an unholy repast 
Brings now ego borne ferality
Seeking to penetrate our open porosity
Having no fear we do not resist
Our emptiness within offering no target
Grossness seeking an anchor
But there being no corresponding rancour
Onto which it may attach
Past karma whizzes by...

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