Best Greased Poems

Slipperier than a Greased Eel In a Vat of Astroglide
That Hillary’s sociopathic streak is a mile wide
In case you haven’t noticed, the fix is in
But her followers love her even if she’s guilty as sin
We all think she should be a woman of greater convictions...

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Stars  falling from the sky like diamonds from a crown. 
 Jewels fell  through time, to fall all around. 
A woman  cracks a smile, you pass and they frown. 
Greased lighting passing  between the posts touchdown.
She's the  star of the...

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Saltcoats born,Saltcoats bred
His darts left many a defender for dead
Had he not been flagged so often for offside
His haul of goals would have sky-highed
His quick reflexes the eye deceived
Leaving linesmen blind to his onside speed
This was a Lisbon Lion with a cheetah's pace
Forcing defenders to...

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NOT WORTHY OF READING
SPEAK THE OPINION OF THE
CRITIC.
NOT WORTHY OF READING?
SAID THE WRITER!
ANGERED BY THE CRITISIM
UNWORTHY OF BEING READ
OR LISTENED TOO, SPOKE THE
CRITIC AGAIN!
WHAT CROWD WOULD GATHER
TO HEAR THE RANTINGS OF
A LOONEY-FOOL
INTERPUTING ANOTHER FOOLS
SCRIPT?
I CITE THIS UNWORTHY!...

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