Best Governor Poems

Governor Brewer From Arizona 
(song parody based on “Girl From Impanema”)

Short, tanned, governor of A-Z
Wagged finger at the commander-and-chief
That was so tasteless
And very racist
So odd!

Brewer dissed Barack Obama
And said Obama was threatening
Guards should have grabbed her
And teach her manners
By far!

Oh – is he really so...

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In deep
   doo doo...

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Hey, Governor Jindal:
Do you want to kindle
A revolt
That will jolt
And make your votes dwindle?

What we now buy
Is already high.
Please "ax" us
To tax us
On what we buy!

Yes, give us our say
On what we should pay
And you will go down
In history renown
As Man of Our Day!...

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When will i become the next governor?
some people like you,
why some hate you.
You work as a coline to those who want it,
clasp in the blanco of darkness.
••••
How do you work in the office of inspired people,
thinking of the dock at the door of heaven,
leading your...

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Governor Brewer, a Woman of Courage

By Elton Camp

Many hold gay sex to be wrong
A view that in law doesn’t belong
This country is a secular state
Official beliefs thus don’t rate

If you operate some public store 
May you say, “Gay come no more?”
Hold on there--no not quite!
What...

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Pritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers 
for the purpose of not paying taxes
but when his belly gurgled 
alleyways filled with his turds
a homeless gal just sat back and laughed...

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Alabama’s Governor:  My Way or No Way

By Elton Camp

In office only for the second day,
Governor says do religion his way
The deacon in the Baptist Church
Wants us not to be left in the lurch

He says, “I want to be your brother,”
But it requires his belief...

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Governor JB Pritzker's rightly proud of his home state
    The latest statistics all show we're doing great

  While we lead the country in residents fleeing
    That's not all that we should be seeing... 

  For Illinois' top...

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Three cheers for Governor Sonny Perdue,
    Such a welcome sight these things you do.
Showing your faith is a thing quite rare,
    Leading your state in open prayer.
You my friend are an answer to many a prayer,
   ...

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NOW - casus belli upon the head of Alabama Governor Kay Ivey

Greenlighted signal activating
opprobrious rapacious incestuous grievous...
Alabama Human Life Protection Act approved
desecration against women enrages
this Pennsylvania older married male,
cuz females inherent reproductive rights violated

occasioning this extemporaneous diatribe
absolute zero peace of mind
extant among national female community
must...

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January 13 Scripture Meditations Based on Genesis 42-45

Key Verse – Genesis 42:6 And Joseph was the governor over the land…

MY GOD, THANK YOU FOR BEING MY LIFE-GOVERNOR

Thank You for being my life-Governor I must praise
While I bow down before You upon Your leadership’s brace
Sincerely seeking...

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Dear Governor Newsom:


What a moronic, Fascist leader, you are!
Controller of COVID~
Hear me chortling  from afar!
You have in no way flattened, the curve,
You lying moron, you are totally absurd!

California has had cases, but none like 
New York.
You, Cuomo, and the "Midwest Whale"
need to get it in...

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The Governor Gets the Bad News

By Elton Camp

Since President Obama can’t run again
The presidency is open for anyone to win

The salary’s okay, but nothing so great
But the benefits would be hard to hate

In free, public housing POTUS resides
And is supplied a long, black limo besides

He...

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That dark common man, whose body exalt squalid, 
Was horribly lacerated by the hands of indigents he unite,
Indigent he fiercely relegated his comfort avoiding their neglect, 
He dreams their future, heaven, and hell, he saw routes to avoid;
Teaching them friendship and techniques to be real...

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A summer’s morn, dark skies, forlorn.
Burning, smoking, California cities, this August morn,

Our state with illegal, infected people overrun.
We think the virus is just plain fun?

Mad as a hatter, Governor Newsom calls now
for Afghan refugees?
And what.......to live in beauteous tent cities. where 
crime lurks.....what a pity!

Hope...

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