Best Golly Poems

After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s f*** folly.

Written May 19, 2023 for the "Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest"...

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I never knew that Stonehenge refers to hanging gallows


While solstice gives solace as the sun dial moves forth

Many years of mysteries immortalized for sacred worship

	Blue Stones transported from Pembrokeshire

	For a giant Cromlech by magic or very hard graft

Pagans knew about meaning and witches were good...

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The woman with the Caucasian phrases never ceases to amaze this f***ng guy.
He is a malcontent who's own personal discontent leaves an empty void needing to be filled by her.
But does she reciprocate? Doubtful. Not like it matters. He will continue to flatter
His own self...

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“Golly Gee” was a bad word in the past
Sounds goofy now, naughty words are a blast
Is that real progress
Hmm, what nonsense
They're only words, like “what a nice ass”...

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SUDDENLY SOMETHING

Have you ever spent a night in a six by ten foot cell?
Well that’s where my delusions dwell
And no one with a prescription pad will write for a junkie born and bred
Did you ever wish more earth dwellers would all suddenly be dead?

Look, there’s...

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Golly golly, by golly me
We write this site
Look at we
Words flowing
Where they go
All over
Watch them flow
The US
To Canada
Hey, hey ra ra ra 
Malta, the Med
UK sent
Words us poets 
Re-invent
To tell our thoughts 
Stories tell
View our words
Written well....

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oowee
Golly...

8/29/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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It’s Christmas by golly
Let’s hang up the holly
It’s Christmas by golly
Let’s spend all our lolly
It’s Christmas by golly
It’s the time to be jolly...

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Good golly,
Miss molly
What a bit of folly
Let’s be jolly
Have a tamale...

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As the night shades start to settle in,
I sit on my porch and watch as the colors gently blend.
And I am taken back to more pleasant times and happier days,
When life seemed to have more meaning with simpler ways.

And as the darkness finally steals the...

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Gosh darn and golly gee, remember those nasty phrases
They've gone the way of the dodo, but a real conundrum it raises
What could be more expressive
When frustration becomes oppressive
Perhaps “gee willickers” or maybe even “goodness gracious”...

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Gosh darn and golly gee, remember those nasty phrases
They've gone the way of the dodo, but a real conundrum it raises
What could be more expressive
When frustration becomes oppressive
Perhaps “gee willickers” or maybe even “goodness gracious”...

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Gosh darn and golly gee, remember those nasty phrases
They've gone the way of the dodo, a real conundrum it raises
What could be more expressive
When frustration becomes oppressive
Perhaps “gee willickers” or maybe even “goodness gracious”...

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a whole manner of oodles saw
stuff piled under a shelf
a sofa on the ceiling
and a light fitting on the floor
there were gardens
in the living room
all his worth beyond the door

he walked off to the north aloud
opening a gate behind
tipped his hat at Jupiter
his shadow walked...

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There was a young woman who yearned for a mate.
Sadly cat food was all that she ate...
The cans with seafood she clearly favored and from
this diet she never wavered.
Many thought her an attractive gal, in spite of slight
whiskers and her woeful meow.
None dared go close...

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