Best Going Bananas Poems

Feeling lethargic,
Sue went on 
a banana diet,
and started to feel
more energetic and alive,
walking past the 
local playground,
she was going
to keep walking,
when she quickly
changed her mind...
Swinging...

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banana bread
finger -licking
 fruit glaze

4/4/2 Contemporary Haiku



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fresh  cinnamon crumbs
on the path where we once shared
his banana bread

Traditinonal Haiku 5/7/5...

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I got myself a suntanna.
Down at the local beach.
While watching three Santas.
In the Christmas Parade.
It was a nice Sun-shiny day.
In Southern Cal.Near LA..
But the only...

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William Banana, the best of all the bunch
went into a restaurant to have a spot of lunch
he tucked into his consomme, fricasse and chips
along came...

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I grapple with an apple.
As they are hard to bite
A pear I can manage
If the pear is ripe
I reach for a peach
The juice makes me...

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all agitated

          discussing monkey business

           ...

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For this Turk Turku is a 1-horse
city but he has got to have horse
sense. He will not be as happy as a peacock in Turkey.
Hindi,...

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Tis the season once again
For me to cast my vote
This year I'm going Bananas
Instead of Artichoke

When it comes to Apples & Oranges
They're pretty much the...

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When, while a father with two young girls,
ah charming children indeed
both wrapped around mine middle finger,
whose playful rebukes
this papa did heed
(who wished for a son),
he...

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The boy said do you want a pizza me
to the boy who had stolen his piece of pie
pretty soon some bananas got bruised
as they flew...

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I don't know about you,
but as for me
I got created by God ---
I didn't come swinging to the ground from a tree
I didn't evolve from...

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And ignoble prize trumpeting hubris awarded to...

Bourgeoisie donning ersatz
overstuffed ego freezer bewigged pate
"FAKE" grotesque humanitarian
bribed corrupt judges will vindicate
jimmied cracked corn
land of "milk and honey"

red...

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(or swing sets and monkey bars)

A pitch perfect spring day
such as today April 8th, 2022
within quaint hamlet 
of Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
in close proximity within mind's eye
to...

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(alternately titled:
why yours truly crafted six electronic aliases).

No rhyme nor reason beatle browed
beastie boy long ago
created INXS of half dozen
email addresses gallivanting
feigning himself a most...

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A Mitsubishi breezes out of the South at Seven,
The North storming at Eleven;
The driver’s continual worrying of gear five,
The tires of the machine ever roaring...

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