Best Gentlemen Poems

"You can't shout. You can't even cry.
The 7 Gentlemen are coming by.
Looking in windows. Knocking on doors.
They need to take seven and they might take yours.
You can't call to Mom. You can't say a word.
You're going to die screaming but you won't be heard."

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 Some people try 
To figure us out. 
We sensitive men 
Who wander about 
Making living with pen. 
In lives filled with goals 
And family and friends. 
All taken in stride, 
In the tone of our voice 
The words of our choice 
The songs that...

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There were two young ladies all beautiful and brown, 
beauties who wore delightful designer gowns.
And many suitors suits made, playing melodies as fair
hoping these fair ladies would fall for such good cheer;
But they never did.

Then one evening in early June when the rains came too...

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What caused and made me try this cryptic voice
  Did I or did I not have any choice
  is Time so cruel to teasingly disgrace
  The weaponry I choose to seal my fate
  Silence is so easy to embrace and use
...

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GENTLE MEN

Yes your right the clue is in the name
Some of you should hang your heads in shame
I'm so sorry but I find that so very few
Gentle men these days that respect you

Instead I drive along and I hear on the street
Even though there is...

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Mincing words confuses Queens,
Special places in-between
Her Palace Pink, with just a wink-
In bed, but not to dream!

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In the unforgiving August heat
of a hot Alabama noonday
They sit in secluded shade,
resting in high-back, woven bamboo chairs
on a mahogany carved veranda
Their bodies face outward to the vast white fields,
watching the black raisins move under the sun
Rising then bending,
hard labor unending
Bowing obsequiously to the crop...

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9 elderly gentlemen marching down the street
Naked from the waist down
With sandals on their feet

18 sagging testicles swinging in the breeze
4 of them infected
With dirty little fleas

9 little *****es flapping left and right
All of them erect
What a dreadful sight!

9 elderly gentlemen giving it a whirl
Holding...

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Gently probing her vulnerabilities
     seeking only the slightest advantage
   He parries her feints most delicately
     awaiting an opening to do some damage...
 
   When she, shockingly, reveals a secret so deep
  ...

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where are all the gentlemen
how have I missed them
his firm extended handshake
his perfect glaring eye contact
in his imperfect ways acknowledges God ALWAYS
staying well groomed
doesn't use profanity nor curses
trysts to be just trustworthy and honest
works hard  read good books
says please and thank you
find the good...

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Never believing that I was deceiving myself
(I guess it must have been a dream)
That I could ever be the man I thought I’d be
And not the man I am today.

Living and loving
With life ever leaving me
Ever leading me on
Through life.
I’d have taken time to be...

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We look at your life and don't think twice
You've got the best of all worlds
Then we hear, suicide 
And realize this isn't Disney World

Who knows the deep dark secrets
That each and everyone hides
Who's been promised this life but can't keep it
Turning off the switch before...

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My daddy taught me when I was young
How to be a gentleman son

Open doors for all ladies
Say yes sir, no sir and may I please

Never speak unless spoken to
Keep this advice close to you

It will help where e're you go
And if your mother smells nice...

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Ladies and gentlemen of wealth and riches,
and also you, you poor sons of bwitches ~
mark well what I say,
and rejoice for the day,
when Don and Elon
will finally have worked out all of the glitches.
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THE KELP SEAWORTHY REPORT\
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
SOMETIMES WHEN THINGS AREN'T GOING
YOUR WAY YOU TAKE TIME OUT TO
REASSERT YOUR POSITION
AND LOOK INTO WHAT YOUR DOING WRONG
DID " bIG eAGLE" AND HIS MANAGER fRAMPS gULGRIP DO THAT?
IF THEY DID, THEY USED A VERY IMPRESSIVE PLAN, TO ACCOMPLISH
WHAT THEY...

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