Best Gareth Poems

For who is this poetry destroyer
A cop, but who else would employ her?
As she spies no end
No poet, she pretends
Vanilla ice in leopard skin fur.

You ask If I want mommies hug
wouldn’t that be nice, lovely and snug
You just want to hold me
Under that great oak...

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James Gareth is what you call me Destroyer
No charge but released by a good lawyer 
A technicality as my names Gareth James!
That’s Gareth first, now I’ve shot you down in flames!

Oh, and my H.C. Hammers, did you want them back?
They may need a wash as...

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Tanka, didn’t work for me you see.
Sorry for the wait, I’ve been as busy as a bee.
I see PD is getting a lot of praise
I’m confident, PD, it is not just a phase!

I had to wait to view some of your writes
I had little information,...

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I remember nineteen ninety six
like it was yesterday - the penalty
the way that Gareth kicked the ball and missed
I bet he never thought that day that he
would ever be back in the game again
his name engraved in Lions' hearts, their
lips aflame with songs of praise,...

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Destroyer vs' Gareth # 2

Gareth oh Gareth.
How have you been?
I took a look at your last hit
We both know your not gonna win
Although you are good, I admit
You have the honor to remove my gloves.
They no longer fit
After popping your zit of a poem
This is...

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Wide open sky, space
Twinkling and winking, alive
God's morse code, listen

For Gareth's contest--Thanks for the inspiration!!...

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Kudos Gareth..' I'm on your side.!
Stand for Lisa; so sad she died
I got locked on f b for doing the
Same, yet the tides now turning
And we'll brook no shame.!
I'm cheering you on; as will
Many others, i'm sure we'll see
The  v i p e r...

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Wind and rain are back again 
and now storm Gareth is to blame
Eighty mile per hour winds 
blow down trees and rubbish bins
Up high in my penthouse apartment 
living in the sky am I
It can be quite scary 
It can be quite wild
Will I see...

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Recent tournaments, alas, indeed,
have not gone quite as planned, we must concede.
Now Southgate’s got the tactics that we need,
and we are going to succeed, succeed.

Together let’s unite and all desire,
the English rose to bloom that little higher,
which should ensure the team goes to inspire,
and give...

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Can anyone follow the news anymore?
during Euro 2024,
after the UK elections,
when I want to know the latest selections,
In Gareth Southgate’s team,
In Sir Keir Starmer’s team,
with everyone analysing, prophesying,
what this or that might mean.

Even if we heard those songs before,
all the pundits are oh so cock-sure,
everyone...

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