Poetry Destryer Vs Gareth James (Round 3)

For who is this poetry destroyer
A cop, but who else would employ her?
As she spies no end
No poet, she pretends
Vanilla ice in leopard skin fur.

You ask If I want mommies hug
wouldn’t that be nice, lovely and snug
You just want to hold me
Under that great oak tree
And kiss me on your picnic rug

You want the vultures to enjoy
My sweet flesh, is that your ploy?
Wanting to be them
Eyeing up my sweet gem
Tell the truth, you just want a toy boy 

Well our future together would be bright
Injets, pens and cartridges in sight
You’d color me in
Goodness what a sin
As I would always do the best write

Hang up your gloves as your are weak
You are also classed as an antique
A low blow I know
Don’t cry, don’t go
You can come back with a new technique.

If I don’t hear from the poetry cop 
I will know I have come out on top
Good bye little girl
Give us one more twirl
Now, this should be the final full stop (.)!

P.D, this is the first one ive done. Took me a while. Very good fun though. I kind of limit’s 
the write.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 3/31/2010 5:01:00 PM
I told ya do a Tanka- gosh darnit!! Now who is to judge this fight? Poet destroyer flung it, but you're the one who dodged it? Jousting always has a winner, but I can't tell the victor!
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Date: 3/30/2010 8:57:00 PM
ehh... you did so awsome.. you two guys make me feel like i'm at a rap battle lol... you sure know how to use your words... very funn write
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Date: 3/30/2010 5:01:00 AM
You came quick on this one . How do we find out the results. Irma . I want to vote.
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Date: 3/30/2010 12:34:00 AM
You did really well with your limerick retorts, Gareth, and calling him a girl. haha. Really liked that last stanza. Keep 'em coming! It's pretty hard to judge between these. You guys are getting more "athletic" with each round! Luv, andrea
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Date: 3/29/2010 9:38:00 PM
lol.so exciting to watch. you both must be great poet friends. awesome rhyme -Always&Forever LYnette
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Date: 3/29/2010 6:43:00 PM
Ready ready ! Fun Fun!! # 3 is in tried my best. Dam I said limerick. not Limericks.. Right back at you..P.D.
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Date: 3/29/2010 12:56:00 PM
Haha, very sharp. I'm loving this competition, very entertaining.
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Date: 3/29/2010 12:53:00 PM
"No poet, she pretends Vanilla ice in leopard skin fur." Now that was a blow to the head- Come on Poet Destroyer... GET HIM!
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Date: 3/29/2010 10:47:00 AM
Haha nice one, cant wait to see P.D's responce (:
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Date: 3/29/2010 10:24:00 AM
This is your best one yet . I give you a hand . How can I top this well. Well View in later for who ever wants to know. How this is going to end.P.D.
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Date: 3/29/2010 10:13:00 AM
Round 3 - Good one James - I'm on the edge of seat here awaiting PD's response lol - Thanks for sharing -:)
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Date: 3/29/2010 8:45:00 AM
enjoyed you guys, funny
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