Best Funning Poems

You keep colorfully saying those hateful things to me,
repeatedly all the time
Then you say that you didn’t mean it

You was just funning

Pulling my leg with...

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T-ball
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Baseball day, the t-ball way
Was funning in the sun.
Where parents’ shouts
Cheered away doubts.
And little boys had fun....

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So now what, where do I go from here
I'm wandering around feeling a bit weird

People that I know don't know how to act
Thinking my spirits...

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Each English-speaker knows that funner means more fun than fun,
   and weirder means more weird than weird. And yet nary a one
of "proper"...

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A lady was screaming and running
			in circles, and she wasn’t funning.
			A critter was chasing
			her. Man! They were racing.
			That rooster was swift and so cunning.

			Her four-inch...

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Krack-ack-rack fleeing,
				 tree limb limb
					swinging

Bank bank dip slipping, tail flipping, pout snout

Soft mud ooze soothing,
				  hippo sun funning

Soft eyes	     scanning,...

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THE 30s – RUBBER GUN DAYS

“Let’s play rubber guns!
Water guns will cost too much”
This was the 30s cheap fun

The makings were free
Just get an old...

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(In Memory of Lamar "L-Boogie" Featherston)

A handsome, dreadlock-wearing Prince
was My Lamar
With Big, brown Eyes and skin like
tar
Who was destined in LIFE, to score
many a par
Until...

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This is a story of Bonnie and Clyde,
who broke the law, eventually died.
Running from cops they gave assault,
Clyde captured, said; “It’s not my fault”. 

“I’m...

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I saw surreal scenes at the mall:
unhinged shoppers in a hot brawl,
a tired Santa running
away--I'm not funning!--
pursued by kids starting to squall.

I finished my shopping...

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That Dark Black Hole, 
Makes You Sad 
With Darken Wall With No Way out 
When You can Fun Because All You See Is black 
That...

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~ (~) I believe now... am being-shown; "The plague of the heart is the-very... buried-yes-the-very-
truth/proof of hate's indifference, blind tendentiousness keeping it well pruned; feeding...

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Women once loved me because I was a hunk.
But that ended after I was sprayed by a skunk.
I've taken eleven showers and I still smell.
Needless...

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Scruffy, fun and most dear,
      I hold memories of you with a tear.

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