Best Frown Poems
Wipe that frown from your face
Trust in what the future has in store
You never know what's around the corner
AP: Honorable Mention 2026
POTD February 17, 2026
I smile when-
Woman has strange men over
You laugh and mind business
Married to your ******* neighbor
I frown when-
Man wants medicine for kid,
Clinic shut down,
Alcohol delivered a government payout
Never underestimate me
Even when life knocks me down
I will always pick myself up
With my frown turned around
though it may not always be easy
no matter how the winds blow
the choice is always yours
frown and the clouds will gather above your head
smile and the world will indeed smile with you
AP: Honorable Mention 2022
I hate it when your sad.
For I am sad.
Your pain,
I feel in me also.
Oh I wish I could be there,
to make you laugh,
though your tough times now,
and ones ahead.
Oh I wish how I could hold you,
and to turn your frown,
Upside down, and keep it there.
Your too beautiful to be sad,
for when you hid your face,
My world doesn't glow,
and it goes dark and cold.
In the words of Romeo so dear,
It is the east,
and you my love is the sun.
Arise far sun one more time.
Your smile,
more beautiful then any Lilly field,
and your Heart,
is always kind.
Oh I wish,
Oh I wish,
To be there,
But I'll do my best, right now.
Hey Tom Cunningham, you could help bring Putin down,
Plastic surgery has made him into a legendary clown,
Ridicule him whilst highlighting his inhumanity,
Mock him but telling of his insanity,
Advise him his plastic surgeon should give him a frown
BOTOX BRIGADE
Oh so numb, I can’t stop myself drooling,
Can’t feel my brows, touch them, one is drooping,
My lips I feel are massively huge and swollen,
I should have realized that this was a bad omen.
My cheeks are sore, injected frequently,
Obsessed by the media talk increasingly,
I dare not put lipstick on, for I’ll look like a clown,
I stare at the mirror in horror, I have no frown.
For boobs I requested a size thirty six
Simply wanted to be one of the chicks,
But the surgeon had extra silicone,
Even the so famous Dolly I outshone!
A nip and a tuck were done on my tummy,
Which I inherited after becoming a mummy,
And after the final touch of a firmer bum
I looked like new, a different me I had become.
I knew I was in fact addicted,
This was to me often predicted,
Developed scars, no recognizable features,
Too late, now one of many Botox cheaters.
AFTER HAVING SEEN A DOUMENTARTY ABOUT OBSESSIVE PLASTIC SURGERY
Stoked in low;
stoked in high;
Try to reach up;
to that sky.
Your placement here;
Has just been in passing;
It's over now;
Life's not that harassing.
Don't look down;
Too late, don't frown;
Come with me;
We'll have the new town.
Never again;
Shall I turn away;
Never again;
Shall I stray!
I'm leaving now;
I'll see you soon;
Come, let's hurry;
It's almost noon!
Give it a chance;
Give it a stance;
Look at you;
You're in France?
Let me tend;
Let me bend;
It all comes down to this;
My gallant friend!
Show me now;
Show me then;
It is how life goes;
It is The End.
Revised Edition: August 23, 2021, 1:52 PM (EST)
One Halloween I dressed up as a clown
At dressing up I was renown
I went around town
With a very big frown
But the candy turned my frown upside down
Yes!
they all frown and clown to know that
you are the crown that makes the gown of my happiness longer
this makes my soul itch in love,
when you are with me,
not with me,
and forever with me
Yes!
they all frown and clown to know that
you are the speedometer of my heart
and that you are always right in between the cabinet of my chest
Yes!
I am now crowned and gowned up,
to know that,
she simply makes my heart gracefully dance and glance happily at those who think that I am a fool in love
Yes!
Let them frown and clown on
with their thorny crowns of ignorance
For all I know and row in
is that she is my lord of admiration
and I love her supremely delicately
for she is always there for little me
So let them frown and clown on
MAKES ME SMILE
A bowl of Popcorn
Steaming hot and freshly popped
A delicious treat
MAKES ME FROWN
Morning newspaper
In a puddle, soggy-wet
Will never be read
I am the last resort, afterthought
when all the pretty ones have turned you down
I am the one who falls back and takes it
my crown an ignored frown
I am the one who opens up until you're done
I am the voice unheard
I ask no questions, I just agree
I get what I deserve
the end I warn you:
catharsis of bad things
that converging in blocks
form an antagonistic empire
your face will show everything
sad frown
but even that won't keep away
the phalanx spears
pointing victorious
for the ride of the hours
unbalancing fate
and paving the path of indifference
of what will survive
Clowns Frown
Done Took Down The Town
Pat Him Down
Why You Wearing Your Wife's Wedding Gown?
Appropo, Shhh
Don't Make a Sound
I am gonna clarify This
It's Like Having a Pointed Conversationaliist Around
Square Yourself Off Your Belly Looks Like A Mound
Lookin' For One Word To Describe this Ditty
How 'Bout Profound
smile
radiant, beautiful
beaming, wearing, gleaming
chirpiness, cheese, scowl, grimace
disapproving, furrowing, accusing
annoyed, worried
frown
Date created: 01/23/2022