Best Frigging Poems

I'm so late for work; this line is just crawling along
With only two windows now open here out of ten.
Though silent, inside me,  I'm wailing a misery song
and wishing I lived in a century way back when. . .

Far back to a time when...

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<                                 Once there were two monkeys in a tree
    ...

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I am Bulgarian,
but wait, I am not proud at all.
Your voice is never heard in here
because ignoring is our law.

Gypsies, addicts and psychopats
walk aroung each day.
Eternal Halloween hangs over us,
how would I want to stay?

You could be stabbed for 50 bucks
while walking down the street.
The...

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I am so fed up with the school of rhyme 
and those that do it ALL THE flipping TIME 

It how we are taught as little pups 
it's not a genre befitting grow ups 

It's okay to throw a rhyme in here and there 
but...

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If I had a secret that I wanted to share with you 
Dare you open your mind and let my creativity ensue? 

I don’t build bridges with bricks, I hang them with rope 
I can generate your fantasies and incubate your hope 

Open the pages...

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Life Is What Happens

What a long, strange life it’s been.
Childhood and adolescence were close to normal,
I never felt quite right,
Never fit my image of a normal kid.
Dealing with internal demons for so many years.

Adolescence was hell,
The frigging dybbuks took control
Internally screaming, “your...

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An attempt to play with words; pun intended.

    The first stanza is dedicated to persons who feel aloft themselves i.e. place of work, among peers, anywhere
    Second is meant to encourage people who feel like a failure
  ...

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Wretched working weekend
Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
twelve hour shifts,
praying for Monday.

Noisy nurse's station,
patients pressing call-lights,
you'd think they'd all be resting,
but instead they're up all night.

With their East Texas accents:
"I need hay-elp" patient cries,
always adding syllables,
"I wet my bay-ed," from 545.

One patient's heart rate's 170,
another's is just 40,
and...

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Chemical Fire
Burn baby and give me some sulphuric hydrochloric acid smoke,
your fire gives me toasted tiktox and crisps me up nicely.
Boom goes the roof when 55 gallon drums go flying and it’s all ballistic.
The money shot is when the boss’s office goes up like a...

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Bombing Indonesia
So they broke the law and smuggled drugs etc. How about we drop some 1000lb bombs on Jakarta and nuke each individual Indonesian air force, navy and army base? FOR A BIT OF FRIGGING FUN? FRIG YEA. What comes around goes around.

The Aussies lied...

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If you need to be reminded... Please take note:
YOU MATTER...
So don't worry about tomorrow or yesterday. Focus on each moment and know that you are awesome and are important. You are a universe unto yourself... How frigging cool is that... 

You Matter
By Michelle Morris
23/04/2020

You matter.
Now.
Today.
Tomorrow...

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"You know this frigging tooth has been giving trouble since 1918 I can go on no 
longer. For as long as my Name is Mark by God it's coming out bfore the night. I'll go 
down to Shivnan's bar and the good doctor Gaffney will...

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They kept acting like a bunch of ancient idiots...
Screaming unto their, daemons see we told you so ?
Juicy Lucy, slithering past some fallon marker: checking
Their numbers basically they haven't got a frigging clue just
Spiraling through time a continuum in his or her disarray bleeding....

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I was born in nineteen sixty nine
just off the block and in my prime
now let me introduce you to 
some pertty good friends of mine

Let's start with my uncle Jesse
to me he looks like he's ninety nine
but I love to watch him when he
takes nips...

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My boss asked me how old I was today.
When I told him I was 60 he said, "No Way!"
"Tomorrow I'm putting you on a lighter work detail," to me he told.
"I had no idea that you were so frigging old."...

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