Best Footling Poems

Adventurous Asparagus

Edgy 
Veggie

All over the Stove

Splatter
Matter

Don’t let Pa Find This

Risky 
Whisky

Brother Got the Macaroni He Wanted

Dinner
Winner

The Hostess Treat that Hid in the Pantry Corner

Stinky
Twinky

Oops! Leftovers Two Weeks old

Fateful
Plateful

For Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS (Feb 23)' Poetry Contest...

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Footling Around

Shoes off
Clothes doff

Feet reek
Spray seek

Romance
Last chance...

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Well if it isn’t the Italian Princess herself! I just KNEW we’d finally meet. It must be our:
Karma,
Charma
(Whatcha say we…Ow! Look, you left a mark)

I swear to GOD I haven’t been drinking Deb! It’s YOU that’s making me all:
Woozy,
Guzzi
(Hold me up whouldja cher? Ohh yeah)

Wow,...

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Juke box



Bobby socks!...

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JEALOUS of my poem being featured this week Ms Onclaud? It’s not like you to be so:
Petty,
Nettie
You mind floating me a loan? Rumor has it that you’re richer than J. Paul:
Getty,
Nettie
Ow, that hurt! Look, you left a mark…

Linda with a rather shocking head cold picking...

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IN WINTER
Brown fox
Wears socks

THE WILD JOKER 
Baboon 
Buffoon

NEED SOME ADVICE
Barn owl
Wise fowl

BIRD FLU 
Stricken
Chicken

OPULENCE ON OFFER
Rich dish
Goldfish



4th April 2023...

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SEA FEVER STRIKES
Blue whale
Turns pale

WHEN TWO APES WED
Marry
Hairy

IF YOU WAKE HIM UP
Sloth bear
Will swear

OUT OF THE WORLD
Space dish
Starfish

ANIMAL BOXING CHAMPION
Tyson
Bison


4th April 2023...

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