Best Flunky Poems
Neptune
The king sits on a wooden throne on a turf of
dry land, his country has been swallowed up
by the sea, turns to his premier and says; why
didn´t you ask the Dutch for help, their flat
country has been beneath sea levels for many
years... and as a result they have grown to be
the tallest people in the world, this so they
look over dikes and keep an eye on the ocean.
The king takes off his green wellies and asks
for dry socks, a flunky puts them on, but sees
the king has webbed feet and wonders why.
The monarch knew his country would sink,
and was prepared, his kingdom will be big and
limitless.
Categories:
flunky, humor,
Form:
Italian Sonnet
My golden ego soars higher than yours
I can hold my breath longer underwater
of course,
because my publican lungs are stronger than yours
I can outshout your taxing voice
to the heavens with a prideful text roar
I’m the big button lying king,
that’s for truth ducky sure
Everything I have is bigger than yours
Exaggeration is a lawsuit I wear well,
fancy-laced shegnanians is the shoes I boot you with —
Patent leather pardon free get-out-of-jail
Put a deflecting shine on the witness stand,
make the gullible masses
see me as being smarter than I really am
I bigly roll with the donor class society swells
I take a bigger leak from my Wall Street
inside trader executive bathroom Tower mole tell
My greed is bigger than yours ...
Got great white sharkey needs,
on little flunky guppies I love to gorge
My cyber jaws are bigger than life,
that’s why
Tricky Twitter Moby Dick I
voted for myself ruble roulette twice
I’m a most unpopular populist prez
with no moral boundaries
Don’t try to fence me in,
make me chicken scratch fake news little again
My nihilistic narcissism is bigger than yours,
you best believe
I can sexually harass
better than Willie Boy Clinton
could ever achieve
I’m a business caveman
whose twin brass clubs are bigger than yours
I’ll take your woman,
and with a misogynist leash make her walk on all fours
My serial debts
are bankrupt corrupt much bigger than yours
I bowl a perfect money laundry game
with a mob marked counterfeit score
Mine covetousness is so much bigger than yours
Got more trophy wives than you do,
so king me on the divorce checkerboard
My nuclear button boasts are bombastic bigger than yours ...
and I’ll blow you out the water onto barren refugee shores,
if you don’t lip bow unbutton inflate —
Balloon buffoon infatuate on the dreams I daily tweet snore
Categories:
flunky, allusion, corruption, political, power,
Form:
Alliteration
A fat flouncy funky flunky house sparrow bobs and bows his way tacking like a clinker built
dingy sailing across our sea of grass catching worms fattened by May's sun and showers .
Categories:
flunky, bird,
Form:
Free verse
Baloney….
Bully others cause by masters strength and poses.
Fall your faces and first to grounds because dirt may good.
Filthy men have nothing pretty only there may be forces and might confer or hired from masters.
China tyrant some with china shysters take the tastes of swine.
China jester out on life is like a snob to live and count.
China flunky henchman wants a lot.
Who will seek their fringe benefits shamelessly?
Things that Indeed are buying also selling tickets but there are illegal fringe benefits. There are cook account books. Credit accounts mixed with some debit one is blend for self interests.
China syllogisms want the real of wars and loot of spoils.
What to fit in china tyrants wishes are evil men with evil acts.
-------------Cheung Shun Sang=Cauchy3----------
Categories:
flunky, dark, evil, may, men,
Form:
ABC
Anti-social at its finest
I'm Johnny Unitas
Nobody’s highness
I hate drugs
I hate when people rely on highness
Yes weed heads turn into junkies
My crush when I was 16 is now a flunky
Lord please lay your grace on Paul and Chunky
Chopin chickens
Using Noonie's kitchen
No the chicken isn't baked, fried, or rotisserie
It's the chicken for the vixens
My brothers missing
To be real with you my brother died
Heroin left his brain fried
Heroin left me without an Erik
Oh he's in a better place
That response is generic
Do you see what I see?
Maybe you need a dosage of carrots
Thank god for friends Jade and Jalyn
They deserve a merit
Slangin chickens makes more money
Than my 2 jobs put together
Rashadtnae changed my view on heffers
I'm clutch but clever
I can't stand to lose another person to drugs
So ties will be severed
It's not whatever
I take it serious
The only way I can talk to my brother again
Is in spirit
Choppin chickens
Piano flippin
Everybody is either selling or doing drugs
But I wanna be different
21
21
I hate the sun
But I'm Angie's son
Rocky couldn't handle the responsibility of being a mom
So the state took her kids and let her run
Having my name in your mouth must be fun
Having my name in your mouth must be tasty entertainment
I love when people hate me
It’s anti-love so how could I hate it
Anti-social
21 forever
I am hopeful
Anywhere But Here
But Louisville is all know
I love the locals
I love Sharleeta
Love wouldn't love without hoes and cheaters
Lord Jesus this world
It's so drug ridden
Chop me up before I chop a chicken
Does it look like I'm playing?
Does it look like I'm kidddin?
Kidding around with heroin
Is how I lost my older sibling
Categories:
flunky, bereavement, brother, integrity, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
~Pain~
She has no role models
Her mind is filled with sorrows
Buries her pains in liquor bottles
Dreads the thought of her tomorrows…
~Attention~
She craves it like a junkie
Jumps in and out of bed with men
Like a wild monkey
Nothing more than their flunky…
~Choice~
She never had one
Taken before she could run
Understood by none
She went for the gun…
~Life~
She wanted it to end
Her bleeding heart would not mend
She prayed God’s mercy he would extend
As her suicide note she penned…
Lay
Categories:
flunky, depression, introspection, life
Form:
Rhyme
Great-Dancing Monkey
Funky
monkey
Not Ben and Jerry’s!
Chunky
Monkey
Servant Baboon
Monkey
flunky
Monkey in Chains
Clunky
Monkey
Too Long Near Skunk Cage
Skunky
monkey
Monkey Tree Lover
Hanger
Langur
Foreman of Monkey Brigade
Langer
Ganger
When Monkeys Want to Eat like Humans
Baboons
grab spoons
Stolen by Renegade Baboons
Baboons
nab prunes
Jan. 18, 2023
for Brian Strand No 1172 Poetry Contest
Categories:
flunky, animal,
Form:
Footle
HEROIN’S NO HEROINE
Heed well the words bespoken by I
I who has need for you to heed my words
For I have hindered far too many
And continuously condemned conquest to condemnation
For I am affirmation
I affirm the infirm
In definitive terms
Those afflicted with an affliction that affects their every aspect
We who garner no glory and receive no requisite respect
Only to be negated and nullified by neglect
Those of us whose experiments have gone awry
With not the need to ponder why
Yet ever with the duty and destiny to duly die
We who set asunder wonder with thunder and expedient expertise
We who have, with life, a conditional and more than likely not a lengthy lease
As desires increase
And what is sought after brings such peace
Until one is, by any means, made to cease
Whereupon the wicked weariness sets in
Since the consequence of senselessness is sin
And then the chills begin
And then the sweat besets a soul to soak
Because courage wore a covert cloak
When wickedness won over a wheel of weakness and its every spoke
So heed well the words which speciousness has spoke
And understand please that I am a body’s been broke
And no Joe, that ain’t no joke
because you may be no one's flunky
but all of us decided to become a junkie
© 2012...PHREEPOETREE…..~free cee!~
Categories:
flunky, angst, words,
Form:
Monorhyme
Three funny guys, Curly, Larry, and Mo
Slapstick comedians, you all must know
But there are three circus clowns
Who create mayhem and frowns
The crowd calls them Corny, Hairy and Schmo
Corny thinks he's the wily ring leader
Acting as if he's a Walmart greeter
Talking like he's really cool
But people laughed at the fool
Gobbled by the lion called 'Man Eater'
Hairy can be a bear when in pursuit
Got his name from being very hirsute
He was threatened with a shave
If he refused to behave
He bit off his tongue and now is a mute
Sad has become the life of flunky Schmo
He feeds peanuts to monkeys in the show
Since he lost his two friends
Finds himself at loose ends
Three circus clowns; each one was a bozo
Categories:
flunky, humor,
Form:
Limerick
FLUNKY
FOR
GREEDY CORPORATE SLOBS IN ARMANI
BUYING YOUR WARES
FOR
A RETURN
IN
STATUS
AND INVESTMENT
NOT KNOWING
WHAT THE **** IT IS
BUT TOLD THAT IT IS GREAT
BY GREEDY CORPORATE SLOBS
IN THE NO
DO YOUR ****
BUT DON'T CHANGE IT FOR THEM
GETTING ON YOUR KNEES
STROKING THEIR EGOS
AND TELLING THEM THAT IT’S GREAT
BETTER LIE DOWN THAN LIE UP
AFTER TIME
YOU WON’T
NO
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THE WHIP AND THE THONG
THE COCK AND THE GONG
THE CROW AND THE BONG
BUTT
IT WON’T MATTER
YOU WILL BE ALL
THE ENVY
OF THE
FLUNKY **** ART CLUB BANTER
Categories:
flunky, art,
Form:
Blank verse
Helpless puppet
Dancing on a string
Make me dance
Make me sing
I must bow deeply
So I can eat
Yes sir, okay!
May I clean your feet?
You pass your exams
You earn your degree
I’m your favorite flunky!
Pass judgement on me!
The employee consultation
Is your bone-cracking mallet
Why, I’m just a canvas
Or a color on your palette!
Your family gobbles steak
Plenty for all!
Hey, you’re rich and sassy!
Take the kids to the mall!
Your offspring are uplifted
They grow up safe and sound
Very soon one day
They’ll boss my kids around!
Bossus, you are strong
You do what you must
But playing your advantage
Doesn’t make you just!
Categories:
flunky, slam, me,
Form:
Quatrain
The journey of a jock, sports really rocked. The jewels, the pools for get about school, his people were saying, you're a fool, he ridiculed.
He was in stride, on a wonderful joyride, while in the background they'd lurk, watching him do all the work, they get all the perks, total jerks.
As things got funky he felt like a flunky, soon turned into a junky. Now full of mistrust, disgust everything went bust feels life is so unjust. Still, to come out of that hole is a must.
But alas he'd been out classed felt like a complete jackass. Started to think, what should I do? Prayed for a breakthrough, feeling so low he had to climd a ladder to tie his shoe.
So he started to panic trying to come out of his slump kept trying to jump kept landing on his rump, had to slow his roll he'd hit one of life's speed bumps.
What kept popping in his head was a game of poker, he reached deep inside and pulled the joker. He he got over the hump, came out of his slump, no longer in the dumps, whatever they threw, he'd trump.
He got rid of the folly, he's jolly cause he's no no longer their boy nor their toy, he don't go their ploys, he's experiencing the real Mccoy.... TRUE JOY.
So whether you're on top of the world or the least in the hood. GOD IS STILL GOOD.
Categories:
flunky, anxiety, betrayal, confidence, joy,
Form:
Rhyme
BRUCE, HOLIDAY OR JOPLIN?
Just another genius junkie
Someone’s master and someone else's flunky
Just another genius junkie, man
Building crosses while cursing the inevitability of a plague
Writers both vehement and anything but vague
Some of them whose rhymes fell upon deafened ears until one fluent in his language finally dug deep enough into the meanderings and masquerade of his mind to find………………
Just another genius junkie, man
All of them stringing words stridently together so as to weave a web of contradictions…….
All of them with assorted and sundry addictions
Those who waded the rapid waters of a psyche wounded by worry and worried about the wounded
Pundits in pulpits
Puppets in public places
Standing on their soapbox wrought of metal keys and a thin ribbon of ink
But don’t blink
Because if you do you might go blind
Or then again you just might find………………
Just another genius junkie………………….
They didn’t roll away the stone……..
They can only describe, with excruciating exactitude, the rising of His Holy Ghost
Those wiser and infinitely more insightful than most…………………
That one made us laugh by invading the truth with his dirty words and paid the ultimate price for doing what he did to urge us forward despite our slightly embarrassed laughter
She made us cry by invading her veins with a vicious need to wave away the woe while slinging a bottle of whiskey and singing as if she knew that people like us who would kneel reverently at the alter of her song needed to hear her voice raised in majesty by a lady who ultimately proved there really is no forever after
Those defined by that which is strewn and stranded far behind
All of the conflicted who, to self-inflicted misery, were inclined
Because if you read deep enough into the fragmentary thoughts scribed onto page, or listen closely enough to a song of rage heralding a heresy, or accept a few dirty words as fundamental to the facts brought forth and quite succinctly said
dig deep enough and you’ll find just another genius junkie……………………
Just another genius junkie now so needlessly dead
© 2012……PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~
Categories:
flunky, angst, words, song, song,
Form:
Free verse
Butter me up
Polish my apple
Reverends praise me
from the chapel
I like 'em flunky
obsequious too
Fawning all over me
credit where due
How long will this last
It's quite hard to tell
So, here's to you bootlickers
~ I'll see you in hell
Categories:
flunky, fantasy, farewell, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
but I'm cooking
going out...
but just looking,
Do You find this so amusing?
all your using confusing
illusions,
all your cruising, bruising
contusions?
Do You think it's just Funny?
bleed my eyes runny
drunk rummy
slummy dummy,
Honeybunny
I think it's disgusting
my sordid soul slowly rusting
still trusting,
now crusting...
There are just too many problems
with me
I'm liquid drunk,
flunky bunk &
I've had these love handles
since seventeen,
But now I know
I'm in between
At the diamond star intersection
of a dream,
my veins are popping out
I'm ravenous and full of shout,
and I know I can't live without
this love I'm always thinking about....
Categories:
flunky, angst, introspection, lost love,
Form:
Rhyme