Don'T You Dare Flunk Heaven

The boss wanted us to sign up for an organ donor card, It would look good for publicity, Mr. Sanders said, Next morn, found man in charge, got card - was'nt hard, But that night, had 2nd thoughts about Godly dead, After talking to spouse and son-in-law, If you are called, you should come up, Archie said, That night, had bad dream about his quick demise, Driving friend's cab to heaven - foot like lead, But mad Docs in back, one jerked out liver & eyes, He too, lost his hands and feet - hey, watch it guys, After this, had visions of former Earthly domain, His hands picked pockets, feet ran away from a crime, He watched his eyes watch **** with a lot of pain, After this, finally reached heaven - uphill all the way, Parked, got out - God was there & was real mad that day, For Arch had not all his organs, which was not Gods' way, Woke yelling & his spouse put on the light, You are white as a ghost & sweating - something not right, Told about his dream, organs, God & mad Doctor men, You would be scared too, if you had just flunked heaven!