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Best Flintstone Poems


Premium Member Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone drove home
On two rocks and axel of bone
With Barney his friend
From the moose lodge they attend...

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Categories: flintstone, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Rebeca, Didn'T They Tell You I'M a Flintstone Kid?
Hey! I'm a bi polar mess.
I ran out of Paxil and Klonopins
I see why you love this bar.
My friends and I snort cocaine off of trash can lids.
The drugs are free and I'll drink to that.

How could I be so criminal
This substance makes me sad...

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Categories: flintstone, depression, hope, lost love,
Form: Free verse
Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble
Fred Flintstone
    Felt tingles, down his funny bone,
    While playing his golf ball, he lost control.
    Barney cried foul, as it bounced off his elbow into the hole.

    Barney Rubble 
  ...

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Categories: flintstone, best friend, funny, golf,
Form: Clerihew

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Cartoon Parade
Imagine if at the drop of a hat,
You could become a cartoon
Sylvester the Cat, 
Chasing poor little Tweety Bird,
Perhaps it sounds absurd
Or be Fred Flintstone or his friend,
Let’s just pretend,
I was Barney or Fred’s wife Wilma, 
Back in the Stone Age era,
Or I really fancy...

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Categories: flintstone, beauty,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry