Best Flat As A Board Poems
Love and IronyKnee high to a grasshopper
Not an ounce of grace
In a split second he would swap her
For a pretty face
She asked him to play
And drown a worm
Not today, he would say
As he'd fidget and squirm
Swimming in the pond
Flat as a board
He couldn't see beyond
The appearance,...
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Categories:
flat as a board, irony, love,
Form:
Free verse
Round Colored PegsOn small chubby legs ---
I placed round colored pegs ---
Into a flat brown wooden board ---
Doing it the regimental way made me bored ---
Red, yellow and orange, on through ---
Is the teacher's point of view ---
Not at all of a five year old ---
Who's...
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Categories:
flat as a board, introspection
Form:
Free verse
For My Germany Bread Friends and FiendsFor My Germany Bread Friends and Fiends
About bread what we found to be so surprising,
Flour yeast seemed to find much trouble rising;
Oh my Lord,
Flat as a board;
Now have been in agony and are aggrandizing....
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Categories:
flat as a board, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Sixty Years, Oh MySkinny as Twiggy was in
Flat as a board
Not a millimeter sticking out
Not even her pout
Now it's all about curves
And 'bubble-butts'
Sticking out as far down there
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Categories:
flat as a board, fashion, passion, women,
Form:
Rhyme
Shot To Poppa SquatSuicide is a topic way too serious for jokes.
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes.
But Patch Addams was played on this tone.
By a fighter of demons of others and his own.
So in the spirit of the Dead Poet Society actor.
Who...
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Categories:
flat as a board, death of a friend,
Form:
Rhyme