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Best Flat As A Board Poems

Below are the all-time best Flat As A Board poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of flat as a board poems written by PoetrySoup members

Love and Irony

Knee high to a grasshopper
Not an ounce of grace
In a split second he would swap her
For a pretty face

She asked him to play
And drown a...

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Categories: flat as a board, irony, love,
Form: Free verse

Round Colored Pegs

On small chubby legs ---
I placed round colored pegs ---
Into a flat brown wooden board ---
Doing it the regimental way made me bored ---
Red, yellow...

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Categories: flat as a board, introspection
Form: Free verse

For My Germany Bread Friends and Fiends

For My Germany Bread Friends and Fiends

About bread what we found to be so surprising,
Flour yeast seemed to find much trouble rising; 
Oh my Lord,
Flat...

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Categories: flat as a board, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Sixty Years, Oh My

Skinny as Twiggy was in
    Flat as a board
  Not a millimeter sticking out
    Not even her pout

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Categories: flat as a board, fashion, passion, women,
Form: Rhyme

Shot To Poppa Squat

Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. 
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. 
But Patch Addams was played on this tone. 
By...

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Categories: flat as a board, death of a friend,
Form: Rhyme