Best Finns Poems

Whoa! My cabinet's 'not diverse enough!'*
This identity stuff is really tough!
  Greeks, Poles, Nepalese
  Turks, Finns, Congolese
You do it, Kamala ~ You're no...

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It was late one night when Finn walked in
And sat next to McGee at the bar
McGee, looking down was wearing a frown
While Finn lit up...

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Limerick : Once a shocking Norseman crowned Viking

Once a shocking Norseman crowned Viking
Took his flaxen men on an ice outing
They lusted for fat Finns
Knocked walrus...

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Finns dog just died
And a loyal friend was he
I picked two shovels up
And passed one to McGee

It's body in a box
Was carried just by Finn
As...

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As worshippers in Australia lift holy hands to Heaven
I recall promises to pray for the ill, the aged, the convalescent

Praise-worthy voices dance exquisitely, inside a...

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MAIL   PUZZLE

Indians call India  Bharat, so now you know.  
And the Chinese call China   Zhong-Guo
Islands are called Malvinas by...

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Finn was at his job today
You know he drives a bus
Never really much to say
When he talks to us

He's never talked bad of folks
Or said...

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Fierce Arctic blasts were but things of my past
Once I found romance in the south of France.
How could she entrance with one simple glance?
My lonely...

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Sent
Sent out in our steel coffins to hunt enemy ships now the siege of Leningrad is broken, into the Baltic for some payback. Doing our...

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Vodka seems to be part of the Russians.
It's like order and structure for Prussians.
Vodka opens the mind,
but it makes one inclined
to fall over and suffer...

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Go out fishing with your TROTT
Near the pond to the SWANN’s lot
Wait for the GALE to subside down
To pluck the onions from the ROOT
Enter the...

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Trump, Putin, and Beelzebub
Drank tea in an Helsinki pub
Boasting of sins
Two Mickey Finns
Enquired, "Are you from the Hair Club?"...

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Mr. Winter bundled up in his fanciest robes of winds 
Decorated in snowflakes that tickled fancy of Finns.
He arrived amid cold breezes that whirled and...

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mmm... and so they came, all the King's men
standing near the wall Again in awe. Could it,
would be that Time.back when? The Calling
eYes, yes! and...

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Descendent we are
forefather’d as we are
(not all obviously),
from the Germanic tribes.

Around the year zero
we emerged out of those dark primordial
winter forests,
fully formed and tribal.
Not to...

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