Best Fi Poems

Once long ago there was a clear blue sky
Where roamed free bird and butterfly
That’s when came the idea to super citify
And to pollution creators deify
All put their brain power to diversify

Silenced anyone who dared go awry
Soon mile high skyscrapers did gratify
And every square inch did...

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I need Wi-Fi
My amazing books can be published with WI-FI
Hacks are always fun to learn with WI-FI
Reading exciting and interesting books about me with WI-FI is one of my hobbies   
You can watch and download awesome movies that I love watching PS about...

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Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum
I smell the
fried sausages
bacon and eggs
fried bread, toast,
mushrooms and
tomatoes.

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum

Ismell the
Steak and kidney
pie, loads of potatoes
veggies galore and 
buckets full of gravy

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum
I smell the
Aftermath of beans
on toast, covered in
melted cheese, where
do I start the more I 
eat...

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Sci-fi fantasy, please come hence to me.
Show me wonder,  space opera blunder.
Show the Galaxy, the worlds I must see.
A droid, a spaceship, through the stars I'll skip.
A rebel scout, to hear a wookie shout.
Oh if only! I had my fantasy!
I'd fire my laser. Wield...

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Fi is my name 
Short for a title I can't rename

Fi is not a note
Two letters shorter than a mote

A fiddler from Finland
First son of a worker in hinterland

I travel near and far
With or without money in my jar

I am not broke
Just a funny bloke

I...

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Those are my most painful days,
Living without Wi-Fi, at home.
Every single day,
for that terrifying week when we switched internet service,
I had to live the primitive life, with books.
A strange emptiness crept right in me, every time
The dreaded “No Connection” appeared.
Facebook. YouTube. Safari. Gone.
The blank screen...

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They met on line, late one night...
Just looking around on a dating site... 
Neither of them knew what to expect...
And within a month they started to text...
The Wi-Fi signal was not one of the best...
So their communication was put to the test.
He asked if she...

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" Sci-Fi Bar Jokes & Riddles ... "

( 1 Tim. 1: 11)

(1.)
"Star Wars Bar ..."

A Jedi Knight and a Wookie, walk into a bar ...
The Jedi tells the bartender to keep the drinks coming.
Around dawn, when the Jedi is too drunk to think,
the bartender, then...

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Computer science is abbreviated as "comp sci." 
Comp sci is so hard it gives you a sigh. 
Computing is everywhere in the world of sci-fi. 
Network is so prevalent these days you can't get by without a wi-fi. 
When I said so to a Scotsman,...

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The world is filled with Wi-Fi
But you sometimes can't connect
So instead of reaching out,
You might just have to introspect.

We've been spoiled by easy access;
Deprivation makes us mad,
But think back to when the phone
Was the main hook-up that we had.

Patience is a dying virtue
Though I cannot...

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Wi- Fi Frustration

Technology is not my thing
I know it can be great,
but I don’t seem to have the time
It gets me in a state.

I write replies to be polite
push send when I am done,
and when I think they’re on their way
I lose each bloody one.

The...

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If She say's honey we,
She means honey you.
If She say's honey please,
She means honey do.
When She say's honey geez,
Dude, it's getting brutal,
hot tongue and cold shoulder,
are Dinner, You Tool..
Don't run your mouth,
it's only being foolish.
Or you sleep on a couch,
with Fi Fi the Sneaky Poodle.
What...

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Sci-fi transports you to a place,
Unrestricted by time & space,
Leaves you cool, collected & calm;
As genres go, it be the bomb....

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The Stolen Wi-Fi Signal

By Elton Camp

Roscoe is a man with a wife and two chillin’
What happened he didn’t find a bit thrillin’
Cause late at night was a pounding at his door
It was a thing he’d never experienced before

A group of armed men forced their way...

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Living layers of being tugged around scraps of lusterless metal shape the man who was
Or is it the other way around
He can not tell anymore
Improvements or subpar substitutions
He marches on despite his contemplation
The clang and tang of metal on metal echo from his right leg...

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