Free online greeting card maker or poetry art generator. Create free custom printable greeting cards or art from photos and text online. Use PoetrySoup's free online software to make greeting cards from poems, quotes, or your own words. Generate memes, cards, or poetry art for any occasion; weddings, anniversaries, holidays, etc (See examples here). Make a card to show your loved one how special they are to you. Once you make a card, you can email it, download it, or share it with others on your favorite social network site like Facebook. Also, you can create shareable and downloadable cards from poetry on PoetrySoup. Use our poetry search engine to find the perfect poem, and then click the camera icon to create the card or art.
Enter Title (Not Required)
Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required " Sci-Fi Bar Jokes & Riddles ... " ( 1 Tim. 1: 11) (1.) "Star Wars Bar ..." A Jedi Knight and a Wookie, walk into a bar ... The Jedi tells the bartender to keep the drinks coming. Around dawn, when the Jedi is too drunk to think, the bartender, then tells them both, its time to pay their tab. Then the Jedi, turns to his buddy, the Wookie and asks, "Do You Mind?" ------- ------- ------ ------- (2) "Dune's Sand Bar ..." On Arrakis, the desert planet known as Dune, A Duke and a Baron, walks into a bar ... Now, which one orders the biggest bottle of Mezcal? ------- ------ ------- ------- (3) "The Matrix-Mixer Bar ..." Neo and Morpheus, walk into a bar ... On that night, every patron, gets their first drink free Now, the selection is between two drink choices on the list: They can choose either the 'Crimson Cocktail' or the 'Blue Kamikaze' ... Which did Neo pick? ------- ------- ------- ------ (4) "Stargate Symbol Bar ..." Col. O'Neill and Teal'c, walk into the Stargate and wine-up in a bar (he-he) ... in a world very much like our own. While there, they socialize with the locals, sample strange brews and get very intoxicated. However, not to worry, on this world, the bartender is used to visitors who can't handle the native liquors ... So, the bar has their own taxi, on standby for such occasions. So he dials the cab. But before the cabdriver comes, the taxi has to be gased up. The question is: "What gas station does he use?" ------- ------- ------- ------- (5) "Barsoom/Mars' Whiskey Bar ..." A Thern and a Thark, walk into a bar ... They join John Carter, who was drinking Cutty Sark and a Martini. Also there, is The Princess, who sips on deja-blue water and a shot of Royal Crown. The Thern, gives his order for a glass of Jameson & Gin And the Thark, orders: Jim Bean and Jack Daniels ... and a Bourbon ... and a Beer ------- ------- ------- ------- (6) "Star Trek's Hit The Deck" As They Journey Into Darkness & Each Distant Star Kirk & Spock Walks Into The Enterprize's Bar And Tho' The Ship May Shake & Warp-Drive-Drop Mr. Spock Keeps As Cool As A Glass of Ciroc And Captain Kirk, Just Orders A Scotch On The Rocks ('Cause Scotty Takes Care of All The Enterprize's Stock) ------- ------- ------- ------- Poem/Jokes by: MoonBee
Enter Author Name (Not Required)