Best Fester Poems

I'll need the first few lines...
to set this up for you...
and once again, my word,
this really is quite true...
a co-worker at my last job,
a part-timer he really was,
became quickly known as a slob,
and rather odd, or so the buzz
seems each day he had,
the very same,...

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I think Christian fundamentalists tight, 
Know the word fester as if it’s right, 
When they’re only claiming to plant, 
A seed to nurture you in your quadrant....

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Why do you fester like a wound to me,
Belovéd? Though you are the fairer sex
your restless, stormy, dangerous vortex
of a wild heart is much too good to be.     
Your infidelity is all I see:
you said, "You and me, forever,"  to...

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FESTER BLOWHARD

Uncle Fester’s full of hot air.
He blows up at Frida Fayre.

An unfair and dark fellow,
Blowhard farts into a cello.

Freckled Frida just so feckless with her flute.
Her thin lips and puckered cheeks softly toot.

Fester fosters a hot-air balloon.
Frantically blows out his old bassoon.

Frida nervously nettles...

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Dark and sour feeling
Festers inside me, intense
Scraping parts of me
That are irreparable
Hurting my tortured old soul 

Russell Sivey...

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Julia Ward's poem motivated
me to write this Horn Limerick.

Jester Who Will Fester

Treat with respect not like court jester,
Who jokes is killer as well as molester;
Oh, my dear;
Pain in rear;
Trump is like a sore that tries to fester.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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Gruesome paint,
red,blue,orange and green,
that smelled horrible,
and burnt his skin,
those snazzy clothes,
colored for laughs,
with horrible style,
those bad lines,
which he mugged,
so he could muster laugh coughs,
those fellow actors,
who were imbeciles,
and a quarter nutted,
for heckles they ,
had him cruelly butted,
those dirt folks,
who paid pennies,
to watch this circus fun,
he...

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