Best Fay Poems

Twas’ by a waterfall quite late,
Beneath the stars, full moon awake,
I saw my tiny love, my Fay,
Upon a mossy bank, she lay;

At first glance, I thought a dragonfly,
Poor thing had died whilst on the fly,
Fell there dead on that cold wet ground,
Until a closer look,...

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On unbearably pleasant days
she beckons the ferryman
to taxi her to the
dark places of her past
to stock up on bitterness,
envy, rancor
a delusional cocktail for the
attention-starved addict
with the trademark, fatalistic,
false sense of power.
Self-respect makes a break for it
while she coddles demons in her sleep....

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There once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to stay.


(Limerick)


05/14/2023


Funny, Bawdy, or Humorous Limerick
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Rhymezone/HowManySyllables...

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A breeze of super heated love the ancients called it
At the forth angle trumped up charges bemoan you
Twas a case of of an eagle eating a chic..... cry folly
Cry folly for Roy was as is his usual MO a by passer
How can you let her...

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Mesmerized, by the circular dancing sway                                       ...

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I wrote a limerick the other day
About an old girlfriend named Norma Fay
She wanted my bod,
Lying on the sod
As for Norma Fay, what more can I say?

written January 29, 2022...

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Morgan Le Fay, born in England, becomes a priestess
and a leader of the sixth century cult called Darkhold.
Later turns into the supervillain of Marvel Comics
and the nemesis of the original Black Knight.

Derived from her faerie genetic configuration,
she possesses natural affinity for magical forces,
that made her...

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Foxy Frisky Feline Forecaster Frantic Fay
Wished good weather would come their way
Saying stiff swishy, sadly serious storms will stay.
She was booed out of the newsroom and far away....

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Her name was Frosty Fay, and she loved a great winter day.
She brought in rolling gray clouds, the kind that often slay.
Accompanied by the coldest winds imaginable, that made a dog bray.
She came in hard with twinkling frost and icicles last Wednesday....

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Christmas elves swooped down on me and whisked me away
Because they liked my hat! Claimed our crazy neighbor Fay
Why didn’t they just take the hat? I asked, toasting my bread.
I don’t know, she admitted. Maybe they liked the shape of my head.

Where did they take...

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 She danced in the woods
throwing dewdrops upon the leaves,
by the dozens.
This twilight sentinel
sashaying about the forest.

No one sees her,
only the trees and wildlife
know her secret;
this faerie of the twilight.

A dancer in ethereal light
winged and delicate 
she serves Mother Earth
with reverence.

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Glued-to-TV Fay and Glued-also Jim
Watching love match shows sighing on a whim.
Both pining away
For a wedding day
Chance meeting from Lazy-Boys mighty slim....

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where shadows play in woods 
lies the tale of moonlit fay   
whispered through the ancient trees   
hidden from the gentle gale 

they dance in circles under the starry skies   
casting spells in crystal jars    
with eyes...

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Silverback led his gorilla by the wrist
out into the fog and missed,
lost his heart and then his way,
sadly, he was heard to say,
"Don't get me wrong,
I'm no King Kong,
it's plain to see,
so, don't make a monkey out of me."

Silverback took his gorilla by the hand,
looking...

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