Best Fancy Dress Poems

Fancy Dress

You could;

Come as an Indian Chief
Or perhaps a Downhill Skier?
Come as a Jewel Thief
Or a red nose Reindeer
Come as a Grizzly Bear
Or a puppet on a string
Trousers with a wide flair
Or just about anything 
Why not a Preacher?
Or an Alien from space
An absent-minded teacher
Or...

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Oaks in white laced snow
Winter's smile has bragging rights
Sun kissed and lovely...

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All the best costumes are taken.

So here I am,

dressed up like John Travolta.

Saturday Night Fever,
'cept it's Friday,
and my shoes aren't quite right.

All alone,

in a corner,

on antidepressants,

drinking too much,

and still I can not dance....

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Pink, wet, ripe lips
Crystal blue eyes
Provocative timely swinging hips
Sensuous chunky thighs

Black, long, silky hair
Perky firm milky breasts
See through pink underwear
In a low cut skin tight dress

High heels, to pump up the calf
Long pink nails, not too tarty 
A thin tight neck scarf
Sid you’ll be a...

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FANCY DRESS

We went to great pains, my wife and I
To get our costumes right.
We’d won first prize as Tarzan and Jane
Back on New Year’s night
So we had a lot to live up to,
The only way was down.
But we found what we wanted on eBay
And each...

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The fancy dress theme was religious
Some went as tarts and some, vicars
Yvonne found romance
wearing men's underpants
With a vicar in frilly white knickers...

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