Best Fair Sex Poems

Who are you
Your father's son or daughter
Or your mothers?
If you are your father's
You gotta have his surname
But if you are your mother's
Her name you don't...

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To manipulate laws to disqualify voters,
Vote multiple times, or give dead living voice,
These are acts of a traitor! Man’s born with a choice.
Should political virtue...

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The pseudo alacrity that he is callow,
Lacking emotions, maturity shallow,
Ignorance ammassed, adulthood fallow,
When summarizing vices, all but hallow!

Writing about the footprints of Marriage,
The opposite sexes'...

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Gregori, the tough-chik




Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin,

the most randy monk there's ever been,

 declared chastity to be a sin

and to his persuasion he did win

of the fair...

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No more need to really ever stare
Rarely see a lady fair
Gone are days when to be was bold
You Eyed them all
But now we're old
Funny how...

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The Wrong Number

By Elton Camp

On a his 800 call, old Lucius got one digit incorrect
So to an unexpected business his call it did direct
A real...

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Theresa she's a Tory 

a disgrace to the fair sex.

She loves to  terrorise the sick

and she takes the cars away from the sick 

and...

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Be good sweetie, I'll give you a Rolex.
Fine watch of gold, best you've ever had.
You will be a queen of city's fair sex.
I will take...

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Stifle not time tested, glowing fires
Must you take heel, run pronto!
Lt. Mira holding the poisoned cup to sip.
Poker face, decks cleared for the volley,
From a...

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The Chosen One!

(1)“Be grateful dear friend that I don’t marry you!”
(2)For all beauty, man’s weakness, is really an act
Women master (in spades!) Turn it off,...

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If the day dawns, at last, ‘Men’s Group’ (1) wants to address ‘loss’
(most feel in retirement), I’d jump at the chance! Let’s be fans!
I am...

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A prelude to a prompt quick-fire affair, 
Nor ever lovelorn heart's innocent heist, 
Routine good manners nor eyeful flutter, 
Frisson nor frown furrowed, though deemed...

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You men, having come from the martial Mars,
Us women from fetchingly cute Venus,
Do for long engage in a game of spars
And there’s li’le change in...

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No matter, what's age of a man
     He loves beauties of the fair sex
       ...

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