Best Fair Sex Poems

Masha Amini was an Iranian woman who was kept captive in jail for clamoring for Women’s Rights. Later she died in police custody under suspicious circumstances. Her death led to widespread civil unrest and protests. This is in the voice of Masha/ Civil uprising in...

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Who are you
Your father's son or daughter
Or your mothers?
If you are your father's
You gotta have his surname
But if you are your mother's
Her name you don't take
But once you get married
Oh, boy! Your surname won't change
Hey girls, What makes you change your surname?
This is anomalous
Seemingly unfair
Discriminative
An...

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To manipulate laws to disqualify voters,
Vote multiple times, or give dead living voice,
These are acts of a traitor! Man’s born with a choice.
Should political virtue be building consensus,
To hate when you don't win a kind of psychosis,
You lose, what's the message for you, your promoters?

Please...

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The pseudo alacrity that he is callow,
Lacking emotions, maturity shallow,
Ignorance ammassed, adulthood fallow,
When summarizing vices, all but hallow!

Writing about the footprints of Marriage,
The opposite sexes' ultimate courage,
Bestowed hatred, ransacked heritage,
Frankness kicked for a conventional adage!

Writing boldly about the bold profession,
Of the vexed fair sex, the...

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Gregori, the tough-chik




Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin,

the most randy monk there's ever been,

 declared chastity to be a sin

and to his persuasion he did win

of the fair sex  fat and thin,

high and low,  rich and poor,

on pinnacles or on the floor,

but he went a stretch...

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If the day dawns, at last, ‘Men’s Group’ (1) wants to address ‘loss’
(most feel in retirement), I’d jump at the chance! Let’s be fans!
I am loath to leave ‘Men’s Group,’ but moved too, to let go
(regret disappointment to members and self)! I crave free-
dom to...

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No more need to really ever stare
Rarely see a lady fair
Gone are days when to be was bold
You Eyed them all
But now we're old
Funny how the years flew by
Same white clouds
Same blue sky
Just see with eyes
And aging bones
The babes pass by
Now they have their hand...

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The Wrong Number

By Elton Camp

On a his 800 call, old Lucius got one digit incorrect
So to an unexpected business his call it did direct
A real person came on, “Darling, how’re you today?” 
That was what a sultry voice immediately had to say

“I’d just love to...

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Theresa she's a Tory 

a disgrace to the fair sex.

She loves to  terrorise the sick

and she takes the cars away from the sick 

and who's mentor Maggie took the milk of your kids 

tax breaks for the filthy rich

and visits to a food bank...

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The Chosen One!

(1)“Be grateful dear friend that I don’t marry you!”
(2)For all beauty, man’s weakness, is really an act
Women master (in spades!) Turn it off, turn it on!
Each man born plays a part,
Drones raised crippled in heart!
The ‘fair sex’ is a poem perceived in a...

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Stifle not time tested, glowing fires
Must you take heel, run pronto!
Lt. Mira holding the poisoned cup to sip.
Poker face, decks cleared for the volley,
From a three decker broadside.
A next please.

Read Shaw’s Arms and the Man
What of Sergious, The complete moron.
Get your charge of the femina...

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Be good sweetie, I'll give you a Rolex.
Fine watch of gold, best you've ever had.
You will be a queen of city's fair sex.
I will take apartment, really nice pad.
High, tall place where you will never be sad.
You will go to my small country home soon.
Take...

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A prelude to a prompt quick-fire affair, 
Nor ever lovelorn heart's innocent heist, 
Routine good manners nor eyeful flutter, 
Frisson nor frown furrowed, though deemed fairest, 
A harmless hailing from the male of sex, 
Nor yet the fair sex warmly acknowledging
In a casual way that...

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You men, having come from the martial Mars,
Us women from fetchingly cute Venus,
Do for long engage in a game of spars
And there’s li’le change in this mutual status.

For, feigning love no more than carnal sex,
Man’s for long sharpened his pyrrhic war axe,
To get loved whilst...

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No matter, what's age of a man
     He loves beauties of the fair sex
          ?Each heart wants more if one's in arms
     Eve's body makes Adam relax

Extramarital relations
...

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