Best Fag Poems

A FLAG AND A *** BUT DON’T ASK DON’T TELL

curls of twisted smoke 
The wisp of a whisper in a woman’s breath
Chest rising, falling and once gain rising
But none of this is a surprise come to rise
She was Phoenix risen from cigarette, cigar and weed...

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Even amongst the hums and whirrs and hisses
coming from behind the counter
Its so easy
In the pretentious mist of this artsy café
To pick up
And draw on
The stained remains of conversation;
Some so Avant Garde
Andy Warhol would vomit.
Drenched in pomposity
Peppered with multi-syllabic phrase,
And thoughtful hums between beard strokes.
These...

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A *** is something you fear? 
A *** is nothing but a
Fabulous and
Awesome
Gentleman.
A ***,
comparable to
a bunch of sticks.
You’re afraid
of a bunch 
of sticks?
Who’s the sissy
now
Macho Man,
Mr. Testosterone,
Captain Incredible?
A ***,
homosexual,
gay,
comparable to
pure happiness.
Does
happiness
threaten you?
Don’t you want
to be happy
Macho Man,
Mr. Testosterone,
Captain Incredible?
What kind of
person doesn’t 
want to be...

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