Best Exterminator Poems

humans ...   little fleas

              no universal import

                   arrogance filled pests...

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Driving through the neighborhood in a shiny armored truck,
The exterminator arrives, looking to make a few hundred bucks.
He goes from door to door and asks to come inside:
And he already knows there's nowhere the pests can hide.
The exterminator swatted a mosquito and says, "You've got...

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The Exterminator


acid filled raindrops
crash down on my memories
burning cockroaches...

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Spiders
Big ones fat ones
Juicy ones angry ones
Mean ones

No worries.
Until you’ve been bitten
By a brown recluse
300,000 spiders can live on
Six acres of land.
Well isn’t this nice to know
Since I live on six acres of land

When you add my neighbor’s land
Because you must
Since spiders like to roam

I...

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