Attack of Roaches (Part 2)

It's now a month later. An invitation is sent to me; 
turning it down I reply, "Over my dead body!" 

He tells me the roaches are gone because he called 
the exterminator. I tell him, "Fine then I will see 
you a little later. 

I arrived to his house. He hands me a beer. "The 
roaches, my friend, are gone. It's so good to have 
you here!" 

Drinking all that beer made me had to pee. I lifted 
the toilet seat and there he was, "Sweet revenge 
for me!" 

I can't believe my eyes, it's that flying cockroach! I 
thought they were gone, but now it doesn't appear so. 

He then flew at me, so I swatted hm with my hand. He 
dodged and I missed, oh darn I almost pissed my pants! 

I gotta pee, but the heck with it, so I ran for my life. 
Looks like this will be a very long and scary night. 

Guess I'll go to bed, it's not safe to walk around. 
Hopefully I'll get to sleep then in the morning I'll 
skip town. 

What I saw next man, this just wasn't right. A roach 
with PJS in bed yelled out, "Turn off that damn light!" 

I guess it wasn't quick enough because he suddenly flew 
at me. I ducked and he missed...hmmm now where could 
he be? 

When I catch up to him he will be good as dead. Suddenly 
he appeared crawling quickly up my leg. 

I ran in another room but stopped, the reason why you see; 
my friend was in front of a statue praying down on bended 
knee. 

"This house is cleansed of cockroaches, though the job was 
hard." But as he prayed, a roach bit him right there in front 
of the lord! 

"Get the raid!" He screamed "My prayers seem unheard 
somehow!" SO I ran to get the spray while screaming, 
"Feet don't fail me now!" 

I sprayed him while saying, "Life for you is over-with!" 
He wasn't fazed, he stood there, "That's ant spray you 
idiot!" 

"You know you are sad and that's just too bad, because all 
you've done now was simply made me mad." 

I ran out if the house and my friend did to. Two cockroaches 
shouted, "Don't come back or worse things we'll do to you!" 

Putting his house up for sale cheap, someone will buy it 
quicker then. The roaches have won this battle, sadly this 
is how it ends.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 6/17/2010 5:55:00 PM
Wow lol, what a funny one, the roaches kicked the two of you out of that house, good luck to the new people that are going to buy it lol, it'd be funny if you wrote about how the new owners act when they find out the house they brought was infested with roaches that fight back lol, enjoyed your write..P.D.
Login to Reply
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter