Best Excreted Poems

Temple of the Gods


Within the realities, unseen deified admits a parallel preen
A shielded smokescreen for their succus is made unclean
In the matriarchal machine a throne tallat for the Queen
A calumnious convene in illusions that dered and demean

The fallen Angels level in their banishing bedaubed bedevil
In...

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A Tribute to Jan Allison, I miss her on PS!


There's a sweet woman I know as Jan,
a valued member of the soup clan.
Her limericks are the best,
Poop humor above the rest!
Her long absence has been a sad span.

 By Tania Kitchin


Jan's bathroom humor could fill...

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The spring wrestled the grain of sand 
And scattered it free floating in the 
Whirlwind on natures’ crystal spring
A tiny bird swept in to sip a drink
A dazzled by the floating grain 
Tasted it and swallowed it and now
Airborne the grain of sand traveled
To a...

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A man sitting on a toilet seat giving strength to his belly, 
though resting his chin on his hand imitating the thinker 
who is sitting in front of the gate of hell with deep thoughts, 
naked on the bottom-half because he couldn't get completely naked...

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Abundant Autumn


Cooling air with colouring redder skies
Fooling landscapes upon marram lies
Fuelling frosted with dewed sunrise
Ruling leaves falling from revver highs

Deciduous trees succus leaving nectars
Mellifluous winds creating rotor sectors
Ambiguous pigments in sexes of hectares
Conspicuous colours within noon reflectors

Brown yellow pop orange magenta & blue
Countdown waiting Hallows...

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Aching with such soreness, the thought
of touching glass longing to shatter in pieces
but uncertain as to how much force.
Strength of varying degrees to apply
and yet fearful of shattered glass,
brittle grains of sand and levels
of the unknown.

Grey dark clouds heavy laden with drops.
Looking to burst but...

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Making secreted dreams
that beat the sound of excreted water
flowing with each enriched elimination
the kidneys are in movement
the physical process is in timing
moving the waste
and expelling
the urination from the necked Urethra

aka:lyricvixen ha-ha!...

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Mom told me once that 
Her cat's eye necklace
Was a favorite.
There was something about it
That filled it with glamour.
Years later I learned it appealed
To her because it was chatoyant.

A few decades ago, 
Every ingenue was taught
That pearls were the ultimate.
Pearls are formed by 
Layer upon...

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fire engine scarlet red 
is the color of the fire fighting Amaranth dead 
who hide there sinful Liability
as they wave at me 
from beyond my walking concrete grave 
to let me know, that my time is 
finely being bleed to the color of 
broken swollen...

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Excreted from the void and lost,
At last his consciousness clocked in,
While at a window licked with frost,
Which coyly seemed to beckon him.

The wagging of the front door bell’s
Accusatory silver tongue
Could not reverse the potent spell
Of splendors he’d been dropped among.

The faint pastels of rainbows and
the...

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US AND THE STATE OF THE WORLD

With our present world encapsulated
In a shell of abject tragedy, it’s becoming
Painfully difficult to pen pleasurable words
Of the beautiful glow of the graces of nature
As that of humankind blooms dark graveness:-

Today, declining humor, splendor, and praising,
Are at their lowest...

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Eruptions echo endlessly.
Spewing forth vile thunder.
Electricity excreted from the bowels of the world.
Pandemonium prevails in the distant lands.
Seismic semblances silently shatter safety.
Doom, Death, Destruction.
The electric volcanoes herald the end of Lotus.



*Not written by me*
*Written by a poet known as "The Black Moon Beckons Destruction" look...

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Place the void before me and I will cower

Fill it and I will pulse with awe

Neither pushes me down the path

The winding way, that greenish-yellow place

I once described in my innocence.


I'm mistaken, languishing

Anticipating some outside force,

Propellant, dependent on

Otherness to accomplish bliss

Folly filling my chance.


I wondered,...

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Crunch munch crunch, 
chewing fast,
swallowing pride. 
Well digested. 
Through my pores 
humbleness excreted....

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Concubine thine;
tasteful of mediocrity
Like crushed acidic vine

a misplaced favour
Pseudo credit bliss
sold without honour

Like soured wine.
Your pride 
Was without fine

no token paid
You re stolen water 
exchange on you was never bargained made

I scent you stolen waters 
You sure stinks
like gutters

courtesy
ideas you  mates
she but a crushed...

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