Best Enhancer Poems

Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her

But she fell for a Chippendale dancer

     Stuck bucks in his G-string

     But found his wedding ring

Right next to his genital enhancer





*Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest...

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Oh, purple gem delight-
tumbled gem of violet hues,
soft to dark bright;
helps one to write,
an amethyst gem will infuse !

Be it a heavy stone-
or a piece delicately shaped,
peace you will own;
your thoughts will moan,
in ideas you will be draped !

Good for meditation-
a natural spirit...

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Do you hear that creaking on the stair?
Have you ever wondered if there’s anyone there?
Well let me tell you, yes there is
And not what you want for a goodnight kiss.

I am your worst nightmare
I am the thing that you fear most
I am malevolence personified
I am...

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I'm a whisper in the wind, shouting out,
mocked by reality, I'm plagued by doubt,
struggling to grasp what life is all about.

Rendered inconspicuous as white noise;
I've set aside hope, like yesterday's toys,
what my heart harbors, my ego destroys.

I'm a question posing as an answer;
both a catalyst...

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There Was!  ( A COLLABORATION )

by~ JACK HORN

There was a Sheila down under,
Whose dress sense was a big blunder,
She bent over, said,‘Grit’ -
As her tight trousers split,
And farted like claps of thunder!
 
There was an old man from Glencoe,
Whose kilt was made of itchy...

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Chemically: crystalline carbon compound
Commonly consumed as coffee, Coke 
Choices? Consider chocolate
Craziness careens corners

Attitude and attention adjuster
Autumn afternoon activator
Accelerated activities
Ask another altruistic answerable

Fathoming fatherhood 
Folgers: fresh or frozen
Foolish frolicking
Fickle frazzled frog

Favorite flavor?
French fanilla (fun!)
Famous for flying
Fan for “FREEDOM!!”

Endurance enhancer
E’erlasting elixir
Endocrine epoxic effects
Essayist endorser

I, internal igniter 
Interestingly...

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Just look at the symbol for Cancer
And about me you'll have your answer
I think its devine
To perform 69
As a great sexual enhancer...

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Cancerous cell confusion
Bodies broken
Last words spoken
Passive patent pollution
Constant consumption
Catastrophic corruption
What is right? And what is wrong?
Plastic parasitic pathogens
What is real? And what is fake?
Artificial flavoring
The less I have the more I take
To satisfy this selfish taste
This to be humanity's fate
Nothing more and nothing less
Am I...

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Poor Poe - Jack Horne
There Was!  ( A COLLABORATION )

by~ JACK HORNE

There was a Sheila down under,
Whose dress sense was a big blunder,
She bent over, said,‘Grit’ -
As her tight trousers split,
And farted like claps of thunder!
 
There was an old man from Glencoe,
Whose kilt...

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PSYCHOLOGICAL  ENZYME

Have  a day move
I need someone
An icebreaker
A breakaway
An inspiration
A morning delight
To a right start.

Foremost, a prayer for His guidance
A Christian living style
After this spiritual igniter
A second thought is a love one
I cannot miss at all
This very thought and feeling of the heart
This...

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Dark and salty
Liquid enhancer for taste buds
Oriental Asian Far East
Exotic ancient flavor brew
Spice up bland to grand
Rice meats sea food soups and stews
Soy sauce
Just a dash
More with a splash
A dunk
Mmmmmmmm good....

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Would you march in haste 

A mountains tapering side

Or defy the abyss of an oceans

Infuriated tide,

And to exist for I only

When affairs volunteer so rough

Then I’d believe it’s true to state

That this is surely LOVE…………………

 

Would you high jack in turbulence

An airborne fast jet plane

Or...

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A     DARK   WORLD   LIGHTNING 
               
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what's a necktie dangling for?
    too stiff, too thin to be a scarf,
        a bib, or an apron,
too smooth to be a hankie,
    too short to be a suicide noose
  ...

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In the morning I take heed, I need my fix…
Running around like a headless steed, I start to mix…
Just an ambient aphrodisiac, my tantalizing tea…
A dormant astral amnesiac, in a matrix reality…

My deficit hyperactivity starts to mourn, I need my stimulant…
Relying on prescription worn, a...

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