Best Elizabeth Taylor Poems
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Cleo and Liz Taylor were known as beauteous queens...
bathed bodies in milk to entice men on-and- off screens
Caesar, Mark and Richard B. fought for these rare roses
… truth is, them dames had pimply chins and pointed noses
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elizabeth taylor, funny
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Rip Elizabeth TaylorTrue beauty unmatched,
True strength untold,
True love you gave,
True life to behold,
True grace was yours,
Through thick and thin,
You proved to the world,
True class to the end,
You will be missed and ever remembered,
Forever in films and by too many...
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elizabeth taylor, death, funeral, life, loss,
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Rhyme
Married More Times Than Elizabeth Taylor(This is a fictional poem)
A couple of my wives left because of the way they were treated.
But most of them left because I cheated.
My last wife left because I have the mouth of a sailor.
I've been married more times than Elizabeth Taylor.
Is adultery really grounds...
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elizabeth taylor, funny, husband, wife,
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Elizabeth Taylor's Valentines Day FunMiss Elizabeth Taylor
married everyone she met but Norman Mailer
Received many valentines day boxes
for she was sly as reddish foxes.
Princess Di met one nice guy
Having no idea he loved one who was married.
She is now an angel in the sky,
And he is with his soulmate, who...
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elizabeth taylor, tribute,
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