Best Early To Bed Poems
Early To Bed, Early To Rise - Bawdy LimerickMy auntie’s a consummate flirt
and always wears a mini skirt
Uncle sees her toned thighs
and quickly gets a rise
It’s early to bed says old Bert
He deftly removes her silk stocking
And quickly their headboard is knocking
Much to their neighbours chagrin
The party wall’s very thin
Their bedroom...
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Categories:
early to bed, humorous, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Early To BedDan is gone with no regret
Blamed myself could not forget
His eyes were always reddened from the tears wiped from his face
I could never quite tell why he couldn't tell me
Where has he been
Was he hiding in the field waiting for night
So he could sleep underneath...
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Categories:
early to bed, absence, anti bullying, bullying,
Form:
Ballad
Early To Bed Eats Besta slithering snake
sneak upon unbeknownst prey
a little too late
2020 January 10...
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Categories:
early to bed, fate, nature,
Form:
Haiku