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Premium Member Early To Bed, Early To Rise - Bawdy Limerick
My auntie’s a consummate flirt
and always wears a mini skirt
Uncle sees her toned thighs
and quickly gets a rise
It’s early to bed says old Bert
 
He deftly removes her silk stocking
And quickly their headboard is knocking
 Much to their neighbours chagrin
The party wall’s very thin
Their bedroom...

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Categories: early to bed, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Early To Bed
Dan is gone with no regret

Blamed myself could not forget

His eyes were always reddened from the tears wiped from his face

I could never quite tell why he couldn't tell me

Where has he been

Was he hiding in the field waiting for night

So he could sleep underneath...

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Categories: early to bed, absence, anti bullying, bullying,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Early To Bed Eats Best
a slithering snake
sneak upon unbeknownst prey
a little too late


2020 January 10...

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Categories: early to bed, fate, nature,
Form: Haiku

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