Taking Care of Business

The thing about you and me babe
We're like two peas in a pod
You go to work every morning
I stay at home with no job

But don't worry that's okay
Somehow we'll both survive
I'll take care of the business 
You do your 9 to 5

Oh, I almost forgot the kid next door
Says he's going to do the lawn
Could you leave some money for him this time
It's embarrassing when I have none

I see that bothers you but that's okay
You do the best you can
You only let it happen once
And I'm an understanding man 

Of course when it comes down to it
It's hard to get much done really
With so much action going on
The daytime soaps on T.V.

So you run along now and have fun
The rent is due next week 
And we don't want the landlord throwing us
Out in the middle of the street

Later that day....

Honey, I know you've had a hard day at work
So I ordered us both something to go
If it's not too much trouble
Could you pick it up on your way home

You know I know what you like
It's your favorite Chinese
There's really no need to thank me
I'm just here to please

And don't worry after dinner
I'll clean up the mess
Certainly can't be having you 
Worry your pretty little head

You can just sit back and relax
Take time to unwind
In fact the trash will be here in the morning
You and I need some snuggle time

There's a good game on the tube
Or maybe go early to bed
So you'll be all fresh in the morning
To get up and do it all over again

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 10/24/2016 8:15:00 AM
Do I detect a little cynicism here Mike? The truth can be funnier that a lie, sometimes. I really love this one.
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Date: 10/24/2016 8:10:00 AM
It's a hard luck life...when you take a wife! :-) Thanks for chuckles over coffee ~ j
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Date: 10/24/2016 7:43:00 AM
You guys life sounds a lot like mine Mike, lol! (PS, except I thought you really do work?) Cute and funny at the same time btw!:)
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Mike Hauser
Date: 10/24/2016 7:47:00 AM
Thank you my dear!
Date: 10/24/2016 7:38:00 AM
Ha you either have a very good sense of humor or your telling the truth x very good x
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Mike Hauser
Date: 10/24/2016 7:46:00 AM
Hahaha! More of a senseless humor!
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