Best Disrespecting Poems

beware
the primer snapped its chain...
You've pissed it off, 
made egocentric-
                          misguided-
manically unwise 
threats against it.
Now ya just gotta pay.
Your ignorance,...

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My friend’s house caught on fire when she was gone.
It was a gorgeous house, in the country, on fifty acres.
She had painted custom murals and decorated every room fancy.
The kind of house people “ooh and ahh” over, due to its beauty.

She had worked on this...

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I
Jesus did not preach and teach with Mary
In the first Gospel He was rude to His family***
"Who is my mother ... brothers?" But you who obey
Critics, I agree, a paternalism comes in Christianity

II
 A second weakness, the prof in me will agree
Jesus, so giving, forgiving,...

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