Best Diddy Poems

Your judged by the company you keep

And In who's feelings you'll steep

But it is of importance

If you're a conformist

Just to who's side you'll leap

Always trust in the feelings of your heart

Though they don't always seem that smart

But if you can check

These feelings on deck

You'll wind...

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Created a little ditty about hypocrites and 
double standards, racists with drawing boards. 
Media dinners with dubious 
double meaning placards.
The Spade of hearts. 
The Jack of Swords.
An adversity of diversity, 
assorted stuff for their hating, 
tarot cards, 
racial fits in the music awards, 
and a...

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You hold my desire,
set my soul on fire.
My mind is inspired,
your touch sends me higher.
To another place.
To another time.
And I lose all control,
thinking about you.
How I long for you to
hold me.
Those many times you've
told me.
Your kisses are like sugar.
Don't ever let go of me.
I wish...

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Paco, my dog, was the best friend I have ever had.
My shadow.
My pillow.
He would mold to my every move.
Such a good "pet".
He would pretend to like long rides, just so he could come with me...and try to hide when
he got car sick.
Me and Paco went...

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Oh my dear,
Never fret.
I will sleep,
But not yet.

First I must,
Write a rhyme.
Just like this,
Right on time.

I must try,
To make you smile.
Even just if,
For a little while.

So here I sit,
To write this poem.
To cheer you up,
Till you come home....

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If you thought that it was tricky to write verse in anapest,
I assure you, there are harder forms that leave you in arrest.
When I stumbled on the present one, I thought it might be best
To provide a short example, and let you fill in the...

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"Sung to the tune of Disney's song: 'Cruella DeVil'."

Diddy DeVil, Diddy DeVil,
No little green Martian,
Is not who you kill,
You like to yodel, yodel,
At will,
Oh Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, DeVil.

Oh Diddy is mean,
Oh Diddy is fast,
The White House is calling,
For Diddy at last,
The President is dropping like...

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Diddy said he didn’t do what many say he did 
but Diddy’s only famous for he knows the talented 
if Biggie wasn’t shot Diddy would not have had a hit 
but Diddy put the hit on Biggie that is why he did 

Though he had...

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Makes me giddy…that most ferocious...

Precocious host & toast of diddy men....

Spunky cut sl*t....Ben...sweep junkie....

Funky monkey boast...squat & chunky..
 

No ruddy fuddy duddy 

Croney…phoney baloney

Bucket Hat Duckett isn't 

A bloody one trick flunkie..

But a gung ho show pony


In good nick..ramp champ.. taking the mick..

Willy nilly picks...slick...

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