Best Crud Poems

Pumping black blood
Sea life falls dead with a thud
Petroleum mud

By Robb A. Kopp
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I am writing to you because I know you have a wish.
I have been thinking diligently about your wish. It is not
going to be easy...

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There once was a poet who despaired
though blessed with a fair amount of flair
that he was way too thick
to master limericks
counting words an arduous affair...

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As kids, we were brought to the beach
at riverfront...sea out of reach.
Our sand was like mud;
neath water, silt crud.
I'd wallow with fun, laugh, and screech!

Now...

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Axe the old Don, a trump peter n piper
   of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
ha air brushed pompous ****
   Sunkist...

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Memories, like treasures, are oft tarnished by time
stored in that vault in the back of your mind.
        ...

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We're out here in the Land of Sand. 
We came to take a stand, and lend a helping hand. 
But every hand I see is...

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The Only Topic 
Every Morning I get up and the very first thing I do,
Is switch on the Teli, to find out the latest Hullabaloo.
Well...

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“Route 66” (Part 2)


The Wicked Old Witch stalked her, flying above 
on her revved up battered old  Peugeot Stick made from 
twigs and oderous...

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PSYCHOTIC JOURNEY
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS


Feeling really beat,  I went to bed early last night
Suddenly awakened feeling something’s not right
There was total darkness, I was not...

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I try to take the high road so I can see just where we are,
I look up at the night sky, wish upon a shooting...

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These big mother mayflies
spend larval lives in mud
eating detrital crud,
then molt and take to skies
to mate, lay eggs and die
hand on to newer blood.

Freedom's brief...

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Wrote this for Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest, but I went a little overboard
with the amount of lines.  


It was such a big elation
Finally getting...

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Mankind, you're so proud and tall
You really think you know it all
And once you had discovered fire
to such great heights you did aspire

Once, gladly, of...

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The time when Juno excruciated was 
Due to Salome against the Theban blood,
As many times was shown to be the cause,

Atamante became so insane and...

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