Horror In Hawaii

Wrote this for Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest, but I went a little overboard with the amount of lines. It was such a big elation Finally getting my vacation Two weeks off with lots of plans That were supposed to be be so grand A second honeymoon to take A welcome and inviting break Memories to fill our hearts Happiness right from the start Turning into fun and laughter We could carry ever after Swimming in waters so blue Hawaiian Island grand and true Leis placed gently on your neck Being greeted with respect A pig luau smelling good Like a yummy supper should As your lying in the sand Fruity drinks place in your hand A perfect dream this should be Instead nightmare reality Faces us up ahead A horror and awful dread No blue waters for our swimming Just a pool that needs some skimming No Hawaii in our sights Just a scary place at night No pretty leis or hello greeting Just frightful people we are meeting Our pig luau turned into crud Our meals all tasted like mud No sand or delicious drinks Hard floors and water from the sink Our vacation turned from memories And pictures for our friends to see To a hell that always burns When a drunk pilot took a turn Landing us so far off course It couldn't get any worse Stepping off the plane and crying We were brought to Rikers Island