Best Credit Poems

I
"Gotta job as a nanny!"
"Maybe they'll hire me as a butler"
"Butler and nanny always live
in close quarters"
She winks
He raises and eyebrow suggestively

II
"I love flirting with poets
so...
palpable"
"Indeed my dear, indeed.
We are a flirtatious, passionate creature"
"But we're also dramatists
adulterers
alcoholics
and prone to murder and suicide"
"Yes, some may look...

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Friends, by the way
Much credit for my POTD
  surely goes to Bobby May

His 'Pick a Friend' contest
  motivated me to try my best

to describe what Chris Green means to me
and so, it is now clear to see
  my POTD also belongs to...

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Every time I see you,
You make my day.

Has anyone ever made you feel that way?

Every time I see you working diligently
I stop and distract you for a while

We practice some small talk,
I try not to smile

I awkwardly then leave,
Grin and wave.
I tell you "Good Luck!",...

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Stepped inside Bucky's Universal Credit Union today
to ask what could I invest in
with least risk
and greatest potential for self-optimizing return?

He invited me to sit down
to consider cooperative transactions
as our intentional understory
camouflaged within our ecotherapeutic relationships,
like summer's warm sun emerging from winter's cold clouds,
like noon folding...

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When it's not right the clerk gripes
But now cards have chips and mag stripes
To swype or insert
If done wrong it can hurt
Like partners who don't know their pipes...

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Your new bank card is on the way,
praise god for all his/her ways
if you can't beat 'em join 'em (I say)
Oh lord have mercy on me.

Relax  you've got mastercard,
New fan dangles is your fate.
No worries about interest rate,
Oh lord I hope you are merciful.

Help...

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I don't want to start with those cliché things but please believe me when I say I don't know what love is, I'm just trying to get my own opinion through. Credit Love. Funny enough I think love is like a business, you sell your...

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Numbers and letters on Excel
Determine how I excel
Teacher plays wizard
Competition rises
Prize of apples, robes, cars
Blood thirsty blood hounds
On a chase
Or a race
Bye, childhood
Friendliness no longer exists
I’m a monster
New goals
Apples, robes, cars
Sweat, blood, tears
What is chivalry?
Camaraderie?
It’s a hunt
For apples, robes, cars
Must survive...

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When I opened the bill to my credit cards,

The pages measured seven yards....

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Credit Kills More People 
Than It Helps
By
Tom Wright

There was a young man from Stone Bluff,
Who purchased all his “stuff” on the cuff?
But then one day,
It came time to pay,
And that bankruptcy court sure was rough
...

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Merde!
Nous sommes a la plage
Is all I can remember how to say.
Merde!
Was back in the (high-schoolish) day
when French was all the rage.
Merde!
Nous sommes a la plage.

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HA!  And I actually got admitted to college!...

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I am going to write something about the devil
First thing is don't take him lightly
And don't give him too much air waves and air time
Don't give him too much credits
Because anything he does is does not matter
God has the final say
Nothing he does or say
can...

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Owe no man anything but love,
And pay off all your debts;
And when you give, give from the heart,
And all you give, forget.

Be willing just to lend your aid,
To anyone in need.
Don't worry 'bout your recompense,
Or tally your good deeds;

For that just leads to selfish pride,
And...

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don’t judge others by your own standards ~ only end up hating yourself 

be like me take others as you find them ~ and then become mad jealous

 By
David Kavanagh...

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Credit Crunch


So they rob the money
Ain't that Funny
Banker,Flankers,Tankers
Fingers in the pot
Political situation hot
Slight of hand, diversion
Laundering, pondering

Dollars devalued
Pumps run dry
Petrol prices sky high.
Weep little peasants
Learn the lies

Under employment
Over indulgence
Credit cards blaze
Fictitious accounts,
Spending craze
Bim, bam , Wham
Credit crunch

No more caviar for brunch.
Porsche parked, others jump
Pension crisis,...

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